OnionTerror Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2549165/We-lost-lives-Woman-possessed-demons-portal-hell-house-terrified-police-chief-details-familys-terrifying-ordeal.html Would be a lot of people to keep hush hush, if it was a load of cobblers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ntb Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2549165/We-lost-lives-Woman-possessed-demons-portal-hell-house-terrified-police-chief-details-familys-terrifying-ordeal.html Would be a lot of people to keep hush hush, if it was a load of cobblers... I found a demonic portal in Jacqui. Once you entered it she thrashed around and made all sorts of strange noises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnionTerror Posted January 31, 2014 Author Share Posted January 31, 2014 I found a demonic portal in Jacqui. Once you entered it she thrashed around and made all sorts of strange noises. Did she suck the poison out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oracle Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2549165/We-lost-lives-Woman-possessed-demons-portal-hell-house-terrified-police-chief-details-familys-terrifying-ordeal.html Would be a lot of people to keep hush hush, if it was a load of cobblers... would probably be accurate if they were giving decent reportage on who was actually doing the possessing, "creating artificial bugbears in order to scare them off is the ulitmate snake-oil salesmans trick" wait until the real ones turn up..and even the most battle-hardened catholic priest is shitting themselves as to how to deal with it....THAT MEAN'S YOU'VE GOT REAL ONES. if the not-so battle-hardened catholic priest is offering his serivces for a small fee to rid you of "inconveniences" then he does not have he credentials to do what is necessary.: if it was that serious he would not be plying his trade for worldly goods. he would already know that is services are required to be given, without recompense to those who have found themselves under the sway of these entities(yes they are the real deal!!!...and no praying a thousand hail maries or rosaries on steroids does not help. ......you have to BELIEVE....PERIOD.. one prayer,honestly given is worth a thousand learn-by-rote mumbilngs. (no I am not being anti-catholic...most of the people going to mass every weds/sunday are completely sincere people......but there is a small element within the higher echelons who like to create the "artificial scarcity"..in order to maintain thheir power base. (no I do not think it's all in vain at all.....I BELIEVE THAT THINGS ARE MUCH THE SAME IN THE PRIESTHOOD NOW AS THEY WERE IN THE DAYS OF JESUS......HE WAS RAILING AGAINST THEM FOR HOARDING ALL THE KNOWLEDGE ETC TO MAINTAIN THEIR POWER BASE....THAT IS EXACTLY THE CHARGE I LAY AGAINST THEM NOW. if we are going by what jesus actually taught...this is pure pharaseeism......if they can't walk the walk when needed they are not to be trusted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuggets Mahoney Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2549165/We-lost-lives-Woman-possessed-demons-portal-hell-house-terrified-police-chief-details-familys-terrifying-ordeal.html Would be a lot of people to keep hush hush, if it was a load of cobblers... I was quite sceptical until I read this part... The men dug, five foot down into the dirt in the basement and unearthed a bizarre collection of objects: boys’ socks with the ankle portion cut out, a fake fingernail, women’s panties, a heavy, corroded iron weight, a broken plastic shoe horn and a red oval kettle lid.Household trash? Or objects ritualistically buried in an attempt to summon something up or keep something at bay? It's difficult to ignore powerful physical evidence like that. Students of the Dark Arts know well how partial Lord Beelzebub is to broken shoe horns. Apparently, the house has just been sold to a TV ghost hunter for the princely (of Darkness) sum, by Gary standards, of $35,000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuggets Mahoney Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 As seen in another place... Evidence of the supernatural. Quick, get the worst camera you can find! ...or Ghost Camera for Android Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juvenal Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 I was quite sceptical until I read this part... It's difficult to ignore powerful physical evidence like that. Students of the Dark Arts know well how partial Lord Beelzebub is to broken shoe horns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19 year mortgage 8itch Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 If there's something strange in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? Rust-busters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuggets Mahoney Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 I was pretty sure at that point in the article that some bored staffer at the DM had started slipping in Robert Rankin quotes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 What a load of junk. And what was going on was like something out of Polturegeist or The Exorcist. Where is a poofreader* when you need one? ‘I started coughing and joking so bad…I was praying the whole time and they don’t like for us to pray. They don’t like that at all. ‘Something down there was choking me to death, I don’t know what it is.’ Joking or choking? Lurking: Rosa said one of her granddaughters saw a full manifestation one night. ‘She said it was like a scary, ugly, black monster…she couldn’t say anything else’ That's a bit unkind. From the photo, the 'monster' has buck teeth but seems otherwise harmless. *Very ancient Private Eye joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The XYY Man Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 If there's something strange in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? Had a bit of a ponder about that Itchy, and decided it would probably be Eddie Murphy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InLfUMjyKN XYY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiveinHope Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 Where is a poofreader* when you need one? Probably had THIS on the brain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloo Loo Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 What a load of junk. Where is a poofreader* when you need one? Joking or choking? That's a bit unkind. From the photo, the 'monster' has buck teeth but seems otherwise harmless. *Very ancient Private Eye joke. you fool!...these are events beyond the understanding of man...thats why it all looks a bit weird...you just dont understand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuggets Mahoney Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 'I went digging for Native American graveyards and all I found was pants' T-shirts will be available shortly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankus Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 Up the Gary !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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