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I was walking across the car park at Gateshead Stadium this afternoon, and this tall skinny bloke carrying a bag that was 14 foot long and an inch thick stopped me and asked me where the athlete's entrance was.

"Are you a pole-vaulter...?" I asked him

"No," He said, "I'm German. But how did you know my name...?"

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It's probably too late for Christmas jokes, but:

Why is an office job much like Christmas? In both cases, you do all the work, but some bat fastard in a suit gets all the credit.

Why can't Christmas cracker jokes not be as non-dreadful as this? :)

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Why can't Christmas cracker jokes not be as non-dreadful as this? :)

IIRC they're meant to be bad so that everyone gets it but don't find it funny and promotes unity. Good jokes tend to offend some people in some way as well. Also It's never the fault of the person for telling it badly so no embrassment is caused.

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  • 404 Brexit, House prices and Summer 2020

    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


      • down 5% +
      • down 2.5%
      • Even
      • up 2.5%
      • up 5%



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