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I just tried to register online for Obamacare, without success.

http://www.healthcare.gov/chat/

Chat with someone who can help

[03:33:15 am]: Thanks for contacting Health Insurance Marketplace Live Chat. Please wait while we connect you to someone who can help.

[03:33:16 am]: Please be patient while we're helping other people.

[03:33:21 am]: Welcome! You're now connected to Health Insurance Marketplace Live Chat.

Thanks for contacting us. My name is Sarah. To protect your privacy, please don't provide any personal information, like Social Security Number, or any other sensitive medical or personal information.

[03:33:31 am]: Sarah

How may I help you?

[03:34:51 am]: CALLER

hi I am trying to register but I cant find Berkshire in the list of states

[03:35:12 am]: Sarah

Berkshire is not a state.

[03:35:22 am]: CALLER

I know

[03:35:34 am]: CALLER

But I want Obamacare, and I am not in a US state

[03:36:31 am]: Sarah

To be eligible to purchase and use coverage through the Health Insurance Marketplace, you must be a U.S. citizen or be lawfully present. If you are not a citizen, you must be considered "lawfully present" in the United States for the entire time you plan to be covered by a Marketplace plan.

The citizenship and immigration status of each member of your family is determined separately. When you apply for Marketplace coverage, you may need to provide some documents depending on your citizenship and immigration status to complete the Marketplace application.

[03:37:04 am]: CALLER

Hmm, that seems a little restrictive.

[03:37:21 am]: CALLER

I am lawfully present where I am, I just don't happen to be in the USA

[03:37:35 am]: Sarah

You have to be lawfully present in the USA.

[03:37:52 am]: CALLER

Dang

[03:37:59 am]: Sarah

Do you have any other questions that I can help you with?

[03:38:23 am]: CALLER

I wouldn't want to be lawfully present in the USA until I had sorted out healthcare

[03:38:31 am]: CALLER

Seems a bit risky

[03:38:40 am]: CALLER

You know what doctors are like

[03:38:51 am]: Sarah

Do you have any questions that I can help you with?

[03:39:02 am]: CALLER

Yeah

[03:39:14 am]: CALLER

When will Obamacare be available to Brits

[03:41:30 am]: Sarah

The Affordable Care Act is only available within the USA.

[03:41:35 am]: Sarah

Do you have any other questions that I can help you with?

[03:42:39 am]: CALLER

I think I may have a solution

[03:42:49 am]: CALLER

There's a Berkshhire in Connecticut

[03:43:04 am]: CALLER

Can I pretend that I am in Berkshire Conneticut?

[03:43:17 am]: CALLER

I won't tell if you don't

[03:44:15 am]: Sarah

You can not intentionally falsify information on the application.

[03:44:35 am]: Sarah

Do you have any other questions that I can help you with?

[03:44:43 am]: CALLER

That seems unneccessarily restrictive

[03:44:59 am]: CALLER

You guys are missing a trick, we would be grateful for Obamacare

[03:45:19 am]: CALLER

I could sort out my teeth and stuff. You guys love to tell us Brits we have bad teeth.

[03:45:26 am]: Sarah

Do you have any Marketplace related questions that I can help you with?

[03:45:36 am]: CALLER

How about if I donate a kidney?

[03:46:59 am]: Sarah

You would still need to be lawfully present in the USA to get coverage from the Marketplace.

[03:47:11 am]: Sarah

Do you have any other questions that I can help you with?

[03:47:40 am]: CALLER

I bet I would be declared lawfully present if a Senator wanted my kidney

[03:48:05 am]: Sarah

Do you have any Marketplace questions that I can help you with?

[03:48:52 am]: CALLER

Isn't that a marketplace question? I am trying to market my organs

[03:50:05 am]: Sarah

That is not considered a Marketplace question. The Marketplace is a new way to buy health coverage. Through the Marketplace, individuals and small businesses can compare health plans, get answers to questions, determine eligibility for lower out-of-pocket costs, and enroll in health plans, allowing you to make the best insurance decisions for you and your family.

[03:50:36 am]: CALLER

But not sell my kidneys.

[03:50:45 am]: Sarah

Correct.

[03:51:28 am]: CALLER

If I got a kidney off a US citizen and offered THAT to you, would it count?

[03:51:54 am]: Sarah

No, it would not.

[03:51:59 am]: Sarah

Do you have any other questions that I can help you with?

[03:52:02 am]: CALLER

I could even get one off someone in Berkshire Conneticut if you want to do things by the book

[03:53:04 am]: CALLER

Can you give contraception advice?

[03:53:44 am]: Sarah

No, we can not. You may want to contact your doctor for advice with that.

[03:53:58 am]: Sarah

Do you have any other questions that I can help you with?

[03:54:42 am]: CALLER

Well if you can't use my kidney, nor give contraception advice, perhaps Obamacare isn't all it's cracked up to be

[03:54:46 am]: CALLER

Thanks anyway

[03:54:47 am]: CALLER

Have a nice day

[03:54:48 am]: Sarah

Thank you for contacting Health Insurance Marketplace Live Chat. We are here to help you 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

[03:54:49 am]: 'Sarah' has left the chat session.

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I just tried to register online for Obamacare, without success.

http://www.healthcare.gov/chat/

Chat with someone who can help

[03:33:15 am]: Thanks for contacting Health Insurance Marketplace Live Chat. Please wait while we connect you to someone who can help.

[03:33:16 am]: Please be patient while we're helping other people.

[03:33:21 am]: Welcome! You're now connected to Health Insurance Marketplace Live Chat.

Thanks for contacting us. My name is Sarah. To protect your privacy, please don't provide any personal information, like Social Security Number, or any other sensitive medical or personal information.

[03:33:31 am]: Sarah

How may I help you?

[03:34:51 am]: CALLER

hi I am trying to register but I cant find Berkshire in the list of states

[03:35:12 am]: Sarah

Berkshire is not a state.

[03:35:22 am]: CALLER

I know

[03:35:34 am]: CALLER

But I want Obamacare, and I am not in a US state

[03:36:31 am]: Sarah

To be eligible to purchase and use coverage through the Health Insurance Marketplace, you must be a U.S. citizen or be lawfully present. If you are not a citizen, you must be considered "lawfully present" in the United States for the entire time you plan to be covered by a Marketplace plan.

The citizenship and immigration status of each member of your family is determined separately. When you apply for Marketplace coverage, you may need to provide some documents depending on your citizenship and immigration status to complete the Marketplace application.

[03:37:04 am]: CALLER

Hmm, that seems a little restrictive.

[03:37:21 am]: CALLER

I am lawfully present where I am, I just don't happen to be in the USA

[03:37:35 am]: Sarah

You have to be lawfully present in the USA.

[03:37:52 am]: CALLER

Dang

[03:37:59 am]: Sarah

Do you have any other questions that I can help you with?

[03:38:23 am]: CALLER

I wouldn't want to be lawfully present in the USA until I had sorted out healthcare

[03:38:31 am]: CALLER

Seems a bit risky

[03:38:40 am]: CALLER

You know what doctors are like

[03:38:51 am]: Sarah

Do you have any questions that I can help you with?

[03:39:02 am]: CALLER

Yeah

[03:39:14 am]: CALLER

When will Obamacare be available to Brits

[03:41:30 am]: Sarah

The Affordable Care Act is only available within the USA.

[03:41:35 am]: Sarah

Do you have any other questions that I can help you with?

[03:42:39 am]: CALLER

I think I may have a solution

[03:42:49 am]: CALLER

There's a Berkshhire in Connecticut

[03:43:04 am]: CALLER

Can I pretend that I am in Berkshire Conneticut?

[03:43:17 am]: CALLER

I won't tell if you don't

[03:44:15 am]: Sarah

You can not intentionally falsify information on the application.

[03:44:35 am]: Sarah

Do you have any other questions that I can help you with?

[03:44:43 am]: CALLER

That seems unneccessarily restrictive

[03:44:59 am]: CALLER

You guys are missing a trick, we would be grateful for Obamacare

[03:45:19 am]: CALLER

I could sort out my teeth and stuff. You guys love to tell us Brits we have bad teeth.

[03:45:26 am]: Sarah

Do you have any Marketplace related questions that I can help you with?

[03:45:36 am]: CALLER

How about if I donate a kidney?

[03:46:59 am]: Sarah

You would still need to be lawfully present in the USA to get coverage from the Marketplace.

[03:47:11 am]: Sarah

Do you have any other questions that I can help you with?

[03:47:40 am]: CALLER

I bet I would be declared lawfully present if a Senator wanted my kidney

[03:48:05 am]: Sarah

Do you have any Marketplace questions that I can help you with?

[03:48:52 am]: CALLER

Isn't that a marketplace question? I am trying to market my organs

[03:50:05 am]: Sarah

That is not considered a Marketplace question. The Marketplace is a new way to buy health coverage. Through the Marketplace, individuals and small businesses can compare health plans, get answers to questions, determine eligibility for lower out-of-pocket costs, and enroll in health plans, allowing you to make the best insurance decisions for you and your family.

[03:50:36 am]: CALLER

But not sell my kidneys.

[03:50:45 am]: Sarah

Correct.

[03:51:28 am]: CALLER

If I got a kidney off a US citizen and offered THAT to you, would it count?

[03:51:54 am]: Sarah

No, it would not.

[03:51:59 am]: Sarah

Do you have any other questions that I can help you with?

[03:52:02 am]: CALLER

I could even get one off someone in Berkshire Conneticut if you want to do things by the book

[03:53:04 am]: CALLER

Can you give contraception advice?

[03:53:44 am]: Sarah

No, we can not. You may want to contact your doctor for advice with that.

[03:53:58 am]: Sarah

Do you have any other questions that I can help you with?

[03:54:42 am]: CALLER

Well if you can't use my kidney, nor give contraception advice, perhaps Obamacare isn't all it's cracked up to be

[03:54:46 am]: CALLER

Thanks anyway

[03:54:47 am]: CALLER

Have a nice day

[03:54:48 am]: Sarah

Thank you for contacting Health Insurance Marketplace Live Chat. We are here to help you 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

[03:54:49 am]: 'Sarah' has left the chat session.

Are you one of the people who complains about wasting taxpayer money?

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Are you one of the people who complains about wasting taxpayer money?

I think this is supposed to be one of those humerous "internet memes". You're meant to find it uproariously funny and pass it on to all of your acquaintances.

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Not the same call...

Examiner: Hannity hits new low as Obama care operator is fired

Radio and Fox News Channel host Sean Hannity made headlines when he spoke to an Obama care operator on his radio show on October 21, 2013, and asked her questions about Obama care to prove his point. After doing so, the operator was fired the next day and Hannity had her on his Fox TV show on October 24, 2013.

The Obama care operator was Earline Davis, from Panama City Florida who walked into Hannity’s buzz saw and honestly answered questions about the failure of the programs launch and what the operators were scripted to say when asked certain questions. It was obvious that Davis had no idea of what she was about to do and even admitted that she never heard of Hannity when he asked her. Although she said yes to being interviewed when asked and he did tell her she would be on the air, Hannity manipulated her and took advantage of her naivety to promote his agenda.

To her credit, Davis spoke the truth about her job and the healthcare debacle as Hannity patronized her during the conversation, repeating how nice and helpful she was being.

This was a new low for Hannity as he clearly took advantage of Davis and was an example of low rent journalism that gives the business a bad name. After doing the interview, whose sound bites were aired on many stations, Davis was called into the Human Resources office the next day and fired... (cont)

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I think this is supposed to be one of those humerous "internet memes". You're meant to find it uproariously funny and pass it on to all of your acquaintances.

It was probably written by Mitt Romney

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