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I think we're doing this the wrong way round. I think we need to engage in a little martial arts logic and start TALKING UP THE MARKET. We know its bull(crap), but why fight it. With so much VI energy pulling in the other direction, all this talk of a HPC just supports the 'soft landing' by counterbalancing the bull weight upward. But the higher it goes and the faster it goes up, the heavier and sooner it will fall when its own strength is the weight that pulls it down.

So the next time anyone starts talking it up, I suggest talk it up further (eg. ONLY 400K, your giving it away, why not put another 50K on the price :lol::lol::lol: )

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I think we're doing this the wrong way round. I think we need to engage in a little martial arts logic and start TALKING UP THE MARKET. We know its bull(crap), but why fight it. With so much VI energy pulling in the other direction, all this talk of a HPC just supports the 'soft landing' by counterbalancing the bull weight upward. But the higher it goes and the faster it goes up, the heavier and sooner it will fall when its own strength is the weight that pulls it down.

So the next time anyone starts talking it up, I suggest talk it up further (eg. ONLY 400K, your giving it away, why not put another 50K on the price :lol::lol::lol: )

is this some kind of reverse-psychology exercize liz?

.....I think we are doing just fine as we are.let's face it,the media have been saying there will be a crash for ages and hey presto it hasn't happened....so we are made out to be a bunch of cranks and doomsayers,and not with the real programme........fine by me.

reminds me a lot of "the boy who cried wolf"........the rest of the media cried wolf ages ago and got people scared...only to find out it was b0ll0cks.We are crying wolf now,and nobody believes us......but you know what happened next,don't you???

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I think we're doing this the wrong way round. I think we need to engage in a little martial arts logic and start TALKING UP THE MARKET. We know its bull(crap), but why fight it. With so much VI energy pulling in the other direction, all this talk of a HPC just supports the 'soft landing' by counterbalancing the bull weight upward. But the higher it goes and the faster it goes up, the heavier and sooner it will fall when its own strength is the weight that pulls it down.

So the next time anyone starts talking it up, I suggest talk it up further (eg. ONLY 400K, your giving it away, why not put another 50K on the price :lol::lol::lol: )

Only an extra 50k on top of the price? Are you mad? Have you forgotten everything from the Foxtons F***em programme? I'd say be sensible and whack an extra 75k on top of the original price, err and on top of your 50k.

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is this some kind of reverse-psychology exercize liz?

.....I think we are doing just fine as we are.let's face it,the media have been saying there will be a crash for ages and hey presto it hasn't happened....so we are made out to be a bunch of cranks and doomsayers,and not with the real programme........fine by me.

reminds me a lot of "the boy who cried wolf"........the rest of the media cried wolf ages ago and got people scared...only to find out it was b0ll0cks.We are crying wolf now,and nobody believes us......but you know what happened next,don't you???

Ahhh. See. Oracle, EGO the ironic death of apiration! We are doing fine. We have been marginalised as all reasonable people are. Not reverse psychology, Eastern wisdom of the martial artist!

Only an extra 50k on top of the price? Are you mad? Have you forgotten everything from the Foxtons F***em programme? I'd say be sensible and whack an extra 75k on top of the original price, err and on top of your 50k.

:lol::lol::lol:

Cheating them out of 75K :( How unkind of me. :D

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We should define ourselves as a repressed minority. Maybe some special kind of religion? Or could we define this as a perverse sexual orientation? And then claim discrimination? We could have a special PRIDE WEEK. HOUSE BEAR PRIDE. PROUD TO BE A HOUSING BEAR.

We could have special clothes, special bars, special porn (where houses get destroyed).

Gosh!

:o

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We should define ourselves as a repressed minority. Maybe some special kind of religion? Or could we define this as a perverse sexual orientation? And then claim discrimination? We could have a special PRIDE WEEK. HOUSE BEAR PRIDE. PROUD TO BE A HOUSING BEAR.

We could have special clothes, special bars, special porn (where houses get destroyed).

Gosh!

:o

Wadayamean? I'm a BULL now! and anyway, why should people have such high expectations so much above their station. Housing prices won't stabilise till the ratio is 35xsalary. Everyone has to reassess their aspirations. If you can't afford it, buy something smaller. Its obvious. and why should a family of 5 expect to live in more than a one bedroom studio? If it was good enough in 1905 its good enough now. Poor but happy and the crime rate was right down and the proles didn't report it anyway. Papered thats what we are. Everyone expects more than is realistic. What was wrong with the USSR circa 1958?

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One wheeze would be to see who could boast about getting the largest LIE TO BUY offer from a bent mortage advisor!

You could gauge your mortgage advisors bonus target from their desperation by pushing the Salary Multiple Offered.

So,

LTB Offer = bma+dl X smo

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So the next time anyone starts talking it up, I suggest talk it up further (eg. ONLY 400K, your giving it away, why not put another 50K on the price :lol::lol::lol: )

Just say that house prices are due to go up 20% a year for the next 40 years, and by then your semi will be worth the same as the economy of a Latin-American country. ;)

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Just say that house prices are due to go up 20% a year for the next 40 years, and by then your semi will be worth the same as the economy of a Latin-American country. ;)

MEWtastic.

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