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Jesus, The Most Banal Lyrics Ever In The World

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Just listening to music while reading and then this song comes on with the most banal lyrics I have ever heard! I have googled the lyrics and here we go (just couldn't resist)

Sinitta Cross my broken heart

It looks like I was a fool about him

My friend told me he would break my heart

I just kept thinking that he really loved me

He’d never want to see us break apart

Last night I was talking with my best friend

She said she had something to say to me and then

She told me a secret; I promised that I’d keep it

Cross my heart and hope to die

The boy she was meeting was my guy he was cheating

Cross my broken heart and said goodbye.

It seems like I was so wrong about you

Looks like I’m gonna get hurt again

I’m gonna have to get by without you

Right back here on my own again

Last night I was talking with my best friend

She said she had something to say to me and then

She told me a secret; I promised that I’d keep it

Cross my heart and hope to die

The boy she was meeting was my guy he was cheating

Cross my broken heart and said goodbye.

(Pause - Computerised vocal shite)

Last night I was talking with my best friend

She said she had something to say to me and then

She told me a secret; I promised that I’d keep it

Cross my heart and hope to die

The boy she was meeting was my guy he was cheating

Cross my broken heart and said goodbye.

(Repeat chorus twice to fade)

She told me a secret; I promised that I’d keep it

Cross my heart and hope to die

The boy she was meeting was my guy he was cheating

Cross my broken heart and said goodbye.

End.

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Who was it said " I could eat alphabet soup and shit better lyrics than that " :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Limpet

I was going to post a link to a song but I realise I don`t know how!! :blink::blink::(

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I hate anything by Daniel and Natasha Bedingfield. Just the same few lyrics over and over again. Makes my teeth itch!

Wrap My Words Around You Lyrics

Is it fair to write a song to a woman?

Is it fair play to try and win her heart?

Is it right to bring her sonnets

In the morning time?

To express the first few

Longings when they start

To express the first few

Longings when they start

Is it right to let her feelings

Rise to catch you?

Is it OK when her heart begins to fall?

Would you blame me if I

Wrap my words around you girl?

Would I wrong you

To say anything at all?

Would I wrong you

To say anything at all?

But if I wrap my words around you

Wrap my words around you

If I wrap my words around you

Would you stay

Would you stay, would you?

Wrap my words around you

Wrap my words around you

If I wrap my words around you

Would you stay

Would it play with your heart?

Am I a hunter if

I send poems to please you?

Am I a cad if

I mean everything I say?

Should I even let you know

This song's about you girl

Just because I want to see you smile today

And my words may bind you

To me much too tightly

You may choke on them if we fall apart

It's not fair to write a song to a woman

Because a woman takes a song into her heart

Because a woman takes a song into her heart

So let me wrap my words around you

Wrap my words around you

Wrap my words around you

Till you stay, till you stay, let me

Wrap my words around you

Wrap my words around you

Darling, wrap my words around you

Till you stay

Would it play with your heart

My personal pet hate.

Or

"These Words"

These words are my own

Threw some chords together

The combination D-E-F

Is who I am, is what I do

And I was gonna lay it down for you

Try to focus my attention

But I feel so A-D-D

I need some help, some inspiration

(But it’s not coming easily)

Whoah oh…

Trying to find the magic

Trying to write a classic

Don’t you know, don’t you know, don’t you know?

Waste-bin full of paper

Clever rhymes, see you later

These words are my own

From my heart flow

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you

There’s no other way

To better say

I love you, I love you...

Read some Byron, Shelly and Keats

Recited it over a Hip-Hop beat

I’m having trouble saying what I mean

With dead poets and drum machines

I know I had some studio time booked

But I couldn’t find a killer hook

Now you’ve gone & raised the bar right up

Nothing I write is ever good enough

These words are my own

From my heart flow

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you

There’s no other way

To better say

I love you, I love you…

I’m getting off my stage

The curtains pull away

No hyperbole to hide behind

My naked soul exposes

Whoah.. oh.. oh.. oh.. Whoah.. oh..

Trying to find the magic

Trying to write a classic

Waste-bin full of paper

Clever rhymes, see you later

These words are my own

From my heart flow

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you

That's all I got to say,

Can't think of a better way,

And that's all I've got to say,

I love you, is that okay?

Is another one

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Superficiality should be made a criminal offence. It is like a disease. :angry:

Too much exposure to this kind of stuff rots your brain and school dinners (turkey twizzlers) etc rots your body.

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