SarahBell Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-***** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuggets Mahoney Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Why can't he just wipe it on the curtains like normal people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corevalue Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Why can't he just wipe it on the curtains like normal people? Curtains? Isn't it why ladies generally wear long hair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest eight Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-***** You've just had sex so I assume you are on fairly intimate terms. Even if you have an acid fanjo and his sperm is nine tenths itching powder, surely you can use the bathroom at the same time? You can wash your fanjo in the bath and he can scrub his **** in the sink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swissy_fit Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Learn to ride and swallow girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Bear Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-***** Only a beaker? Dear me. Any truly hygiene-conscious woman would surely make him give it a good going-over with Dettol and a Brillo pad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest eight Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Only a beaker? Dear me. Any truly hygiene-conscious woman would surely make him give it a good going-over with Dettol and a Brillo pad. You can pay good money for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecrashingisles Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 That must be sexy. You do it then spring apart, you rush to the bathroom and he plunges his knob into a bucket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowflux Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-***** I'd hate to get the spermy beaker mixed up with the squash beaker in the middle of the night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zugzwang Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Not another thread about Danny Alexander. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowflux Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 That thread's one of the funniest things I've read! Next time he goes down the pub and his mates all cover their pint glasses with beer mats, you'll know why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 You are all making me laugh! Stop it!! I have serious things to do!! Sarah, you never met the Pin, but I don't do beakers, you will need a bucket!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jane58 Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Far far too funny a thread to read at work. The OP cannot really be serious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuggets Mahoney Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 You are all making me laugh! Stop it!! I have serious things to do!! Sarah, you never met the Pin, but I don't do beakers, you will need a bucket!! I was thinking something more like... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 What the fugg is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 I was thinking something more like... What is it? I'm lost here looking for a bucket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Live Peasant Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 one for each day of the week, almost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecrashingisles Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 one for each day of the week, almost. I think you'll find they're designed to keep your swedes in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chronyx Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 one for each day of the week, almost. You have a day off once a week don't! you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Live Peasant Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 You have a day off once a week don't! you? Have to have a day to let the scars heal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolly Roger Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 You have a day off once a week don't! you? By the seventh day the Sex God completed His work which He had done, and He rested on the seventh day from all His work which He had done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Generation Game Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 By the seventh day the Sex God completed His work which He had done, and He rested on the seventh day from all His work which He had done. And spent the day cleaning beakers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Have to have a day to let the scars heal... Ah ha! You have been to my shop. haven't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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