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You know the ones I mean! Plastic high heeled slip ons! How come they don't fall off after ten minutes of vigorous humping? I've never been in the porn industry several times over the last 20 years, and I wonder whether "Blu-Tak" is involved! :blink:

In my day, you had to deal with "difficult" combat trousers, and 21 holer Doctor Martens to find the "lady"! these guys today get it on a plate! ;):blink:

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they deftly slip them back on again when receiving a facial and the camera's not on their feet - so I'm told

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You know the ones I mean! Plastic high heeled slip ons! How come they don't fall off after ten minutes of vigorous humping? I've never been in the porn industry several times over the last 20 years, and I wonder whether "Blu-Tak" is involved! :blink:

In my day, you had to deal with "difficult" combat trousers, and 21 holer Doctor Martens to find the "lady"! these guys today get it on a plate! ;):blink:

You have porn films where the ladies are wearing 21-hole DMs?

Cool.

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You have porn films where the ladies are wearing 21-hole DMs?

Cool.

Fashions have changed! I certainly remember women like that! Obviously you had better not have been too drunk, or you find you have chatted up a bloke, or even worse, a Lesbian! :blink:

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Glad you cleared that up.

It's the sort of statement a politician might say, when has done "absolutely nothing wrong", but still doesn't want anyone to find out about it! ;) And then drops himself in it! :o

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Non porn star shoes!

I met a lady at a friend's party some while back! She's looking good in a flowery dress, and smiling! As I'm talking to her I notice I looking straight into her face, and I am about 6 foot and a bit, so she is quite tall. Now I have to see whether she is "cheating" on 6 inch heels! SO I look down, and no, she had flat shoes on! I would describe them as "police shoes". Big black Doctor Marten's!

"Christ! You must have size ten feet!", to which she replied "nine and a half, you barsteward!" :blink:

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