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Man Loses Ding A Ling After Several Day Viagra Induced Erection

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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/mans-*****-amputated-after-viagra-overdose-8835146.html

A Colombian man has had his pen15 amputated by doctors after he “intentionally” took too much Viagra, reportedly in an attempt to impress his new girlfriend with his sexual prowess.

Gentil Ramírez Polanía then suffered an erection for several days, going to a nearby hospital after complaining about the pain, local newspaper La Nacion reports.

Doctors found the 66-year-old farmer’s pen15 to be inflamed, fractured and showing signs of gangrene.

In an effort to stop the gangrene from spreading to the rest of the man’s body, doctors say they had no option but to remove the man’s pen15.

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The man claims to be a former member of the municipal council in his unfortunately-named home town of Gigante, in the south western region of Huila.

It doesn't look like he'll be impressing his girlfriend again. I wonder how many he took.

Article goes on to state if you have this problem seek help within 24 hours.

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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/mans-*****-amputated-after-viagra-overdose-8835146.html

It doesn't look like he'll be impressing his girlfriend again. I wonder how many he took.

Article goes on to state if you have this problem seek help within 24 hours.

Just a point - what if you had this 'problem' and hadn't taken any viagra? Career change?

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Ding A Ling.

This one of many examples when HPC infiltrates my 'real' life... I've started calling my 2 year old's ***** p3nis his 'ding a ling' thanks to you, IRR.

Wow, so you can't say p3nis but can say wanger, todger, schlong, tallywhacker etc...

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That is interesting.

Viagra works by dilating the blood vessels to allow more blood to flow to the willy. However, it appears that taking too much engorges the willy with blood before cutting off the blood supply. Result = what happened to that poor chap.

When it came out several years back I had just begun to date someone new but was working all hours in work. I was knackered but wanted to create a good impression so bought some viagra. I was too chicken to take a whole one so I cut one tablet into four and took a quarter.

Put it this way, if a quarter of a tablet does what it did to me I would never take a whole one. New girlfriend was pleased though.

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That is interesting.

Viagra works by dilating the blood vessels to allow more blood to flow to the willy. However, it appears that taking too much engorges the willy with blood before cutting off the blood supply. Result = what happened to that poor chap.

When it came out several years back I had just begun to date someone new but was working all hours in work. I was knackered but wanted to create a good impression so bought some viagra. I was too chicken to take a whole one so I cut one tablet into four and took a quarter.

Put it this way, if a quarter of a tablet does what it did to me I would never take a whole one. New girlfriend was pleased though.

Just out of interest, can you get a pill that has the opposite effect?

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Just out of interest, can you get a pill that has the opposite effect?

Clearly not otherwise they would have given it to this poor chap. Statins maybe?

Going on to POF and having a read of some of the profiles should be enough to achieve what you are asking about :P

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Clearly not otherwise they would have given it to this poor chap. Statins maybe?

Going on to POF and having a read of some of the profiles should be enough to achieve what you are asking about :P

I remember pretty much having a constant boner from the ages of about thirteen to twenty-one. Some kind of medical intervention would have been a blessed relief.

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I remember pretty much having a constant boner from the ages of about thirteen to twenty-one. Some kind of medical intervention would have been a blessed relief.

I miss those days though. We do not know the best moments in life when they are happening. I am sure many a female teacher would enjoy asking some young lad to clean the blackboard knowing that he was struggling with a tent-pole in his flannels.

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Just out of interest, can you get a pill that has the opposite effect?

Yes you can! They are routinely prescribed for the "older gentleman" for blood pressure!

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When it came out several years back I had just begun to date someone new but was working all hours in work. I was knackered but wanted to create a good impression so bought some viagra. I was too chicken to take a whole one so I cut one tablet into four and took a quarter.

Put it this way, if a quarter of a tablet does what it did to me I would never take a whole one. New girlfriend was pleased though.

Never taken one but I had thought if you are doing it for fun to reduce the dosage to try and prevent this from happening, if you don't need it surely a reduced dose is going to be very effective.

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Never taken one but I had thought if you are doing it for fun to reduce the dosage to try and prevent this from happening, if you don't need it surely a reduced dose is going to be very effective.

Which was my thinking.

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That is interesting.

Viagra works by dilating the blood vessels to allow more blood to flow to the willy. However, it appears that taking too much engorges the willy with blood before cutting off the blood supply. Result = what happened to that poor chap.

When it came out several years back I had just begun to date someone new but was working all hours in work. I was knackered but wanted to create a good impression so bought some viagra. I was too chicken to take a whole one so I cut one tablet into four and took a quarter.

Put it this way, if a quarter of a tablet does what it did to me I would never take a whole one. New girlfriend was pleased though.

Cheaper and safer to just eat a lot of walnuts and beetroot which contain the same chemical signal messenger as Viagra - ie Nitric Oxide.

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I miss those days though. We do not know the best moments in life when they are happening.

Indeed. I've spent much time recently dwelling on tiny moments in my life that I only subsequently knew to be pivotal, where one word either way could have made huge differences to how things turned out. I've never been one for living in the moment though, my mind is always racing ahead of me. I miss almost everything, while it's actually happening!

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Indeed. I've spent much time recently dwelling on tiny moments in my life that I only subsequently knew to be pivotal, where one word either way could have made huge differences to how things turned out. I've never been one for living in the moment though, my mind is always racing ahead of me. I miss almost everything, while it's actually happening!

We all do that. No one is teaching us at the age of 7 or 8 the important things. They fill our heads with long lists of Edwards and Henrys long dead.

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Cheaper and safer to just eat a lot of walnuts and beetroot which contain the same chemical signal messenger as Viagra - ie Nitric Oxide.

I've been going through beets like crazy recently - I wondered why I'm always up at six!

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We all do that. No one is teaching us at the age of 7 or 8 the important things. They fill our heads with long lists of Edwards and Henrys long dead.

I'm an uncle now! Well not really! but some of my friend's kids see me as "uncle". They ask difficult questions, probably would be embarrassed to talk to their parents about. I pretty much give straight answers!

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I'm an uncle now! Well not really! but some of my friend's kids see me as "uncle". They ask difficult questions, probably would be embarrassed to talk to their parents about. I pretty much give straight answers!

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I get that as well. I do the same.

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I get that as well. I do the same.

It's very flattering to be asked those questions! Was same when I were a lad! You can always get a sensible conversation out of aunts and uncles, because they see you as growing up to an adult, but your parents see you as "children"! :blink:

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Cheaper and safer to just eat a lot of walnuts and beetroot which contain the same chemical signal messenger as Viagra - ie Nitric Oxide.

At what point do you need to start eating walnuts before you get frisky? And just how many walnuts do you have to eat?

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