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Berkhamsted in Herts is an expensive area, heres one 5 bed on a good sized plot not particularly attractive but a decent sized gaff. Itsa on for £700,000.

Its problem is an ugly massive water tower sitting nearby.

However a new estate agent on the block has started trying to amuse its potential clients with odd descriptions.

This one may takesome beating bearing in mind that we really are talking about something that will affect tthe properties ability to sell in a very quiet marketr....

"Tower close is situated off shooters way, watched over by that wonderful gothic water tower..."

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

The same property section had a bit from a local VI saying that "the market had stabuilised but FTBs were still finding it difficult to enter the market". So there you have it everythings rosy, but the pyramid scam is dead, and we should all look for the ugliset feature to live beneath, perhaps they should build a new estate under the auspicious and speactaculat grandeur of the M1 Bridge over the M25...................

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    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


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