happy_renting Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Bikini wax (though I have never seen it on sale). A bottle opener (for when your main one dies or divorces you). A nail gun. For rapid application of nails. Skin moisturiser. Especially if you have dry skin because are too lardy to move fast enough to break into a sweat. A mirror so you can decide for yourself if your **** looks big. An angle grinder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dances with sheeple Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 ...a nice ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuggets Mahoney Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 A fan but not the creepy kind edit: I haven't the faintest idea what this woman is saying... but there's no need to, the fan says it all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted August 18, 2013 Author Share Posted August 18, 2013 A fan but not the creepy kind edit: I haven't the faintest idea what this woman is saying... but there's no need to, the fan says it all Ah yes, the elaborate 'fan code' developed by Victorian women as a form of courtship ritual. It was adopted by the Royal Navy in the 1830's (They would use a very big fan to coyly 'beckon other ships hither' before shooting at them.) Eventually the Admiralty decided that it encouraged homosexuality (or discouraged it, I forget which) and introduced the much more butch Semaphore code. Ther was even a fan position denoting that the holder enjoyed being p**d on and taking it up the s***er. (I may be confusing it with the San Francisco 'Hanky Code' on that final point.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snafu Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Ah yes, the elaborate 'fan code' developed by Victorian women as a form of courtship ritual. It was adopted by the Royal Navy in the 1830's (They would use a very big fan to coyly 'beckon other ships hither' before shooting at them.) Eventually the Admiralty decided that it encouraged homosexuality (or discouraged it, I forget which) and introduced the much more butch Semaphore code. Ther was even a fan position denoting that the holder enjoyed being p**d on and taking it up the s***er. (I may be confusing it with the San Francisco 'Hanky Code' on that final point.) Lel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Errol Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Cooker, good set of kitchen utensils, tea making facilities, cake tins, nice dresses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Generation Game Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Ah yes, the elaborate 'fan code' developed by Victorian women as a form of courtship ritual. It was adopted by the Royal Navy in the 1830's (They would use a very big fan to coyly 'beckon other ships hither' before shooting at them.) Eventually the Admiralty decided that it encouraged homosexuality (or discouraged it, I forget which) and introduced the much more butch Semaphore code. Ther was even a fan position denoting that the holder enjoyed being p**d on and taking it up the s***er. (I may be confusing it with the San Francisco 'Hanky Code' on that final point.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Tulip Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Ah yes, the elaborate 'fan code' developed by Victorian women as a form of courtship ritual. It was adopted by the Royal Navy in the 1830's (They would use a very big fan to coyly 'beckon other ships hither' before shooting at them.) Eventually the Admiralty decided that it encouraged homosexuality (or discouraged it, I forget which) and introduced the much more butch Semaphore code. Ther was even a fan position denoting that the holder enjoyed being p**d on and taking it up the s***er. (I may be confusing it with the San Francisco 'Hanky Code' on that final point.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Tulip Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 A split personality. Oh, you meant 'should own' and not 'already own'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloo Loo Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 ribbons and curls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winkie Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 ...a rolling pin and a saucepan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little fish Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 ohhh you lot are funny, which is surprising as I think you are all men Nice dresses, ribbons and curls, rolling pins And now I'm going to let down all the feminists out there and say that all women should own at least one good hand bag, a quality backgammon board and enough gin to get through the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuggets Mahoney Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 - A nice pair of shoes Just the one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuggets Mahoney Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 ...a rolling pin and a saucepan. Being a modern sort of chap I believe that ladies should receive some help in the kitchen - a good cookbook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MrPin Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 ...a rolling pin and a saucepan. Are you from the North? Dunno why, but that made me spit my tea out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted August 19, 2013 Author Share Posted August 19, 2013 Actually, looking at these old ads, it is just as well the 1950's were back in the 1950s and not now. If you see what I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Tulip Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Actually, looking at these old ads, it is just as well the 1950's were back in the 1950s and not now. If you see what I mean. The chap in the photo had probably done the whole Dunkirk and D-Day thing so he probably didn't give a monkey about such domestic dramas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little fish Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 He will - it's just he hasn't figured out that she drank all the beer - that's why the dinner got burnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19 year mortgage 8itch Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 A killer blow job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little fish Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bendy Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 A killer blow job. crème brûlée? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarahBell Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 ohhh you lot are funny, which is surprising as I think you are all men Nice dresses, ribbons and curls, rolling pins And now I'm going to let down all the feminists out there and say that all women should own at least one good hand bag, a quality backgammon board and enough gin to get through the day. All women should have a big bag. Big enough to carry a brick in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little fish Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 All women should have a big bag. Big enough to carry a brick in. a perfect plan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swissy_fit Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 A killer blow job. I have to agree, for their own good as well as partners. If they don't have this, there's always the danger that hubby will find someone that does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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