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Bullet Proof Sofa Bunker

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I'd buy one, not to keep guns in, but because it is the only bit of modern furniture you can buy that won't fall to bits.

One thing I missed was that you could fill up the secret compartment with quick setting concrete and then give Krusty a ring.

A bit like the furniture equivalent of supergluing a pound coin to the pavement.

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I'd buy one, not to keep guns in, but because it is the only bit of modern furniture you can buy that won't fall to bits.

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Sandbag sofa. ;)

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jeans-sofa2.jpg

Sandbag sofa. ;)

Why that's lovely! Perhaps you would like to join me for a cup of tea someday, and we can talk about murder, or whatever other hobbies you have! :blink:

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