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Things That Every Man Should Own


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That they'll never be right (not in the eyes of women anyway).

I tell my sons to just accept that they'll never win when it comes to arguing with women and somehow they'll always be in the wrong, even when they're not. The phrase 'yes dear' is the key to a lasting relationship.

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Double edged razor with a proper brush and shave soap

A barbell with bumper plates and a squat rack

A decent tool kit with the all important selection of rags, WD40 and cable ties (****** your duct tape, cable ties are for winners)

The paleo diet combined with a decent ability in the kitchen. (I don't find other men who live on pot noodles and garage sarnies 'blokey' - I find them a bit pathetic)

Work on the ability to recognise and deal with womens grief/mind games

A collection of Cuban cigars

A decent bottle of whiskey

30 mins to enjoy the above two in contemplative, even meditative, silence.

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A pair of trousers (or shorts).

Haha!

I was going to say a good belt. You know, a proper handmade one from a real leatherworker's studio. Costs less than you'd think to get something that will probably outlast you.

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A man should also possess the inate ability to spot ANY tranny, lady-boy, female gender-bender or sailor of the windward passage from 100 yards with absolute and un-erring accuracy.

Or failing that, at least demonstrate the confidence to be "daddy" in all such cases...

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Haha!

I was going to say a good belt. You know, a proper handmade one from a real leatherworker's studio. Costs less than you'd think to get something that will probably outlast you.

You're going to look rather stupid shopping in Tescos wearing a leather belt and no trousers.

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