happy_renting Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 I was thinking something you crafted by hand to give to your sons Quite. My Uncle spent many happy hours in his shed, cap on head and pipe in hand, on his woodturning lathe, making dildoes for all the village children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AThirdWay Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Pride. Failing that, one of these..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AThirdWay Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Quite. My Uncle spent many happy hours in his shed, cap on head and pipe in hand, on his woodturning lathe, making dildoes for all the village children. FFS! Anybody know how to get coffee stains of a monitor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Tulip Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 A Fembot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StainlessSteelCat Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 If single - a man cave. If married - two man caves (the existence of one being completely unknown to the missus). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild card Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 If single - a man cave. If married - two man caves (the existence of one being completely unknown to the missus). a secret shed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuggets Mahoney Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Please tell me you don't wear this on a belt loop wherever you go? If only I were man enough I get by with a small torch and a dinky little swiss army knife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battenberg Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 That they'll never be right (not in the eyes of women anyway). I tell my sons to just accept that they'll never win when it comes to arguing with women and somehow they'll always be in the wrong, even when they're not. The phrase 'yes dear' is the key to a lasting relationship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Tulip Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 The phrase 'yes dear' is the key to a lasting relationship. No it is not. Eventually they will conclude that you are a doormat and a wimp and go looking, as the numerous female profile headlines on dating sites state, 'looking for a REAL man'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The XYY Man Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 What one thing would you recommend every man should have? A smoking jacket. (Ideally with 20 Regal king-size in the top-pocket.) XYY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuggets Mahoney Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 A smoking jacket. (Ideally with 20 Regal king-size in the top-pocket.) XYY A cravat would top that off nicely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkman Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 I always thought you were a man. hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chronyx Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Replying to Things That Every Man Should Own USE Double edged razor with a proper brush and shave soap A barbell with bumper plates and a squat rack A decent tool kit with the all important selection of rags, WD40 and cable ties (****** your duct tape, cable ties are for winners) The paleo diet combined with a decent ability in the kitchen. (I don't find other men who live on pot noodles and garage sarnies 'blokey' - I find them a bit pathetic) Work on the ability to recognise and deal with womens grief/mind games A collection of Cuban cigars A decent bottle of whiskey 30 mins to enjoy the above two in contemplative, even meditative, silence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LC1 Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 A pair of trousers (or shorts). Haha! I was going to say a good belt. You know, a proper handmade one from a real leatherworker's studio. Costs less than you'd think to get something that will probably outlast you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Apple Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Haha! I was going to say a good belt. You know, a proper handmade one from a real leatherworker's studio. Costs less than you'd think to get something that will probably outlast you. Link? I fancy a nice belt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowflux Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Link? I fancy a nice belt. +1 All I've got is this crappy old plastic thing that's falling apart. I could do with a decent belt too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNACR Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 You raise an interesting point there. Does the plural of dildo have an 'e' in it? Not sure but I'm almost certain it could mean a sore bum hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowflux Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 You raise an interesting point there. Does the plural of dildo have an 'e' in it? Of course, like potatoes and tomatoes. Otherwise it'd be a Greek island. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The XYY Man Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 A man should also possess the inate ability to spot ANY tranny, lady-boy, female gender-bender or sailor of the windward passage from 100 yards with absolute and un-erring accuracy. Or failing that, at least demonstrate the confidence to be "daddy" in all such cases... XYY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goat Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Haha! I was going to say a good belt. You know, a proper handmade one from a real leatherworker's studio. Costs less than you'd think to get something that will probably outlast you. You're going to look rather stupid shopping in Tescos wearing a leather belt and no trousers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 If single - a man cave. If married - two man caves (the existence of one being completely unknown to the missus). My uncle's shed had a secret cellar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 The phrase 'yes dear' is the key to a lasting relationship. Only if used judiciously. Her: "I've been having an affair. You never pay me any attention. I'm leaving you." Him: "Yes dear." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 A cravat would top that off nicely. What, no cummerbund? You have no style nor sense of occasion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Of course, like potatoes and tomatoes. Otherwise it'd be a Greek island. Yes. We used to holiday on Potatos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 A pipe rack, and a theodolite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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