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International Friendship Day

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Today is International Friendshuip Day, a day invented by greetings card manufacturers.

The General Assembly of the United Nations has joined in to make it official, presumably because they have nothing more pressing to deal with in the world other than to prop up greetings card manufacturers. So I presume there is a UN resulution commanding me to be friendly (but today only).

So, to all my friends, thanks for being my friend!

The rest of you can all f*** off!

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Today is International Friendshuip Day, a day invented by greetings card manufacturers.

The General Assembly of the United Nations has joined in to make it official, presumably because they have nothing more pressing to deal with in the world other than to prop up greetings card manufacturers. So I presume there is a UN resulution commanding me to be friendly (but today only).

So, to all my friends, thanks for being my friend!

The rest of you can all f*** off!

Gentlemen, I have just discovered why the US has shut its embassies today.

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I define a friend as someone I would unhesitatingly donate a kidney to.

All others are just 'aquaintances'.

I don't have many friends.

No because you are always right. :P

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No kidney for you then, you cheeky sod.

How much do you want that iPad? :blink:

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Can't wait for the card manufacturers to develop International W***ing day.

Feel bored and stressed at work, need to relief the stress have a W*** it's international w***ing day each card comes complete with several tissues so you don't leave a mess.

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Can't wait for the card manufacturers to develop International W***ing day.

Feel bored and stressed at work, need to relief the stress have a W*** it's international w***ing day each card comes complete with several tissues so you don't leave a mess.

National wailing day...that's a new one. ;)

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OK, International Friendship Day is over.

My friends can f*** off too now.

You haven't got any! You're an Internet Saddo like me!

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