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Article (courtesy of local TV station in Tampa, FL).

Executive summary: a retired engineer with too much time on his hands built a homemade lift onto the side of his house, a structure that reportedly consists of a wooden hut attached to the mechanism of an old forklift truck. The problem is that he did not include any means of ensuring that no-one is underneath the car as it descends into the design, with the result that eventually the inevitable happened: someone was, and the hapless victim was transformed into Paula Deen's latest good 'ol southland recipe - pensioner puree.

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Surely the visitor was fully aware there was a lift if they where friends?

Although clearly the lift needed some emergency stop facility to prevent this from happening or at least a pit for you to hide in.

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  • 404 Brexit, House prices and Summer 2020

    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


      • down 5% +
      • down 2.5%
      • Even
      • up 2.5%
      • up 5%



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