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HOLA441

That's prawns, surely?

Although all reasonable precautions are taken at the source to remove them, traces of crustaceans may still be present in this product.

May also contain nuts.

EDIT: And don't call me Shirley... :)

XYY

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Ah, foreplay.

That takes me back to the days before I was a parent!

Indeed, I suspect posters like XXY have unlimited time and no small beasties ready to burst through the door at any moment, coupled with a 5 year lack of sleep buildup which depresses both libidos. In the real world, we've all (hopefully) had the time to really do it properly, but then reality hits and extra help is logical. Or would XXY also eschew sex toys as his magic fingers are all a lady should need? The audience needs to know! :lol:

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Ah, foreplay.

That takes me back to the days before I was a parent!

But is it still considered to be foreplay if you get so good at it that anything else is superfluous?

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Indeed, I suspect posters like XXY have unlimited time and no small beasties ready to burst through the door at any moment, coupled with a 5 year lack of sleep buildup which depresses both libidos. In the real world, we've all (hopefully) had the time to really do it properly, but then reality hits and extra help is logical. Or would XXY also eschew sex toys as his magic fingers are all a lady should need? The audience needs to know! :lol:

Quite. Besides, there's usually something on the telly.

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By the time you allow her to have it, she should be absolutely fired-up on all cylinders and will orgasm within a few thrusts.

Or, if you want at least a half chance of not having to spend minutes finishing yourself off while she rolls over and goes to sleep, you can do a few minutes of foreplay and then use a bit of lube.

For anyone who isn't a selfish narcissist, much of the joy of sex is in feeling wanted and desired by your partner- and that obviously goes both ways. If you never do your partner the honour of orgasming through the joy of penatrative sex with her, then IMO you're doing her a disservice. In reality simultaneous orgasms are extremely unlikely, so ideally you mix it up as to who finishes first, and then make sure the other partner also has a 'happy ending'.

But who am I to be giving sex advice :P .

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so ideally you mix it up as to who finishes first, and then make sure the other partner also has a 'happy ending'.

You know women can have multiple orgasms yes? Finishing first shouldn't be an option, finishing after her 4th or 5th at least...

I find if I can't finish from penetrative sex then give up, I won't finish myself off. Some times happens if I have purposely stopped myself from finishing to prolong the act.

Maybe I'm just too young and older couples have these troubles... :P

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If you have never used lube you have never fisted. Just saying.

No amount of foreplay can sort a burd out for that !!

Never have. Surely the main effect of this practice is to rob a man of any illusion he may be cherishing that his sexual organ is, in this context, a large thing.

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If you have never used lube you have never fisted. Just saying.

No amount of foreplay can sort a burd out for that !!

Yuck. Doesn't appeal much though I guess I'd do it if asked, all sorts of things can seem good in the heat of the moment and it's nice to please.

Given that I have hands like bunches of bananas I doubt if I'll ever be asked.

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Yuck. Doesn't appeal much though I guess I'd do it if asked, all sorts of things can seem good in the heat of the moment and it's nice to please.

Given that I have hands like bunches of bananas I doubt if I'll ever be asked.

Thanks for that mental imagine I got of a gorilla fisting a chimp. Thanks a lot. :(

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Never have. Surely the main effect of this practice is to rob a man of any illusion he may be cherishing that his sexual organ is, in this context, a large thing.

I wouldn't do it on a regular basis. Just like many other things people get up to.

Yuck. Doesn't appeal much though I guess I'd do it if asked, all sorts of things can seem good in the heat of the moment and it's nice to please.

Given that I have hands like bunches of bananas I doubt if I'll ever be asked.

I have pretty small hands so maybe that's why i have been 'allowed' by a few.

Most burds are up for trying most things at least once. Most blokes don't appreciated that.

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I wouldn't do it on a regular basis. Just like many other things people get up to.

I have pretty small hands so maybe that's why i have been 'allowed' by a few.

Most burds are up for trying most things at least once. Most blokes don't appreciated that.

Doesn't that depend on getting their first for the "once"?

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Doesn't that depend on getting their first for the "once"?

Suppose so. Many blokes won't bring up certain things (either will the burds) so there is a good chance lots is still out there to be tried.

Then again maybe they are just saying they have never done it before - and are talking bull. :lol:

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Yuck. Doesn't appeal much though I guess I'd do it if asked, all sorts of things can seem good in the heat of the moment and it's nice to please.

Given that I have hands like bunches of bananas I doubt if I'll ever be asked.

It's the bassoon for you lad! Or bricklaying? :blink:

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Indeed, I suspect posters like XXY have unlimited time and no small beasties ready to burst through the door at any moment, coupled with a 5 year lack of sleep buildup which depresses both libidos. In the real world, we've all (hopefully) had the time to really do it properly, but then reality hits and extra help is logical. Or would XXY also eschew sex toys as his magic fingers are all a lady should need? The audience needs to know! :lol:

It is true that all our kids have flown the nest - dunno 'bout the lack of sleep and unlimited time bit though, I work full-time and Mrs XYY works part-time and we have ageing relatives to keep an eye on.

I have been married twice and had numerous relationships and one-nighters in the 20 years between my first divorce and my 2nd marriage, and in my mid 20's, a woman I shagged one new year's eve told me I was crap, and also told me why. The statements about foreplay in my earlier post were the reasons she gave and boy did she do me a favour.

I also had a long conversation with a lesbian about this subject, and she made the same observations about all the men she'd had before she decided to bat for the other side.

Lesbians don't have nobs, and yet will enjoy having excellent sex with other women without the need for any phallic substitute.

So I decided to become a lesbian, and their methodology has served me well over the years.

Though sadly it hasn't yet got me a council house...

XYY.

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I had a girlfriend who was hardly interested in foreplay, she just wanted to be, well, you know, and she selected tall strong men with large hands/feet/nose.

She would have many orgasms very quickly, violent to the point of being, ahem, crushing, with a red flush over most of the body, and would go to sleep immediately afterwards, usually within a minute. She also liked porn. I checked very carefully that she had been born a girl!

I guess my point is that while XYY is right regarding most women, some are different.

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I had a girlfriend who was hardly interested in foreplay, she just wanted to be, well, you know, and she selected tall strong men with large hands/feet/nose.

She would have many orgasms very quickly, violent to the point of being, ahem, crushing, with a red flush over most of the body, and would go to sleep immediately afterwards, usually within a minute. She also liked porn. I checked very carefully that she had been born a girl!

I guess my point is that while XYY is right regarding most women, some are different.

Agree. Almost every burd wants a regular bang which is just that. Straight in - animal like - and out job - done.

They don't always like foreplay. Anyone who thinks that clearly feels they know more about the subject than they actually do. No offence XYY. :D

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If you need to resort to lube, then you are not properly skilled in the art of foreplay.

XYY

some girls are naturally juicier than others. regardless of what you do.

also, no matter how juicy she is, lube feels different.

you can also put it other places (tits and ass) which is just fun.

using lube certainly doesn't mean you are poor between the sheets.

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Foreplay, usually a winner but not always. I can recall being told to 'Get on With It' and on another occasion a woman feeling me up and saying 'Thank God for that, I thought you were fiddling about because you weren't hard yet'. The key thing in my view is to give her what she wants if you want her to come back for more. It will also be more likely to make her accommodating to any of your funny little ways.

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Cheers for the tips, guys!

Now that I'm back on the internet dating lark and having pretty much forgotten how to do it, this thread (together with the "gardening" thread) could prove to be an invaluable resource. I'm not sure whether to go with ccc's all-in approach or xyy's extended foreplay technique though. I do have a tube of lube somewhere, but it's about 8 years old. Will it still be up to the job? Will I still be up to the job?

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