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Relationships lose their sexual 'spark' after just one year, with half of us rating our love lives as only 'OK'

Around 40% of couples who have been together for four years only have sex a few times a month

Of those who have been together for 15 years, 15 per cent only have sex a few times a year

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When asked what they would do to spice things up in the sack, 33 per cent said lubrication while 24 per cent believed dressing up or watching porn would help.

:lol::lol:

And then they have this as well.

How lots of lovemaking makes you look up to seven years younger than your actual age

Regular sex helps people look youthful for longer, expert claims

Older people can look up to seven years younger than their age

People of all ages 'should be aware of healthy love life's benefits'

So claims regular sex makes you look younger, meanwhile if you are in a long term relationship you don't get any, putting years on you! :lol::lol:

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You, asked me how I knew

it was me and you?

I of course replied

theres something deep inside

helped with Esso Lube.

Tune of smoke gets in your eyes of course.

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So a 20 year old girl could wind up looking like 13 if she's a goer?

that 15 year old who ran away with her teacher was older than him when he started banging her.

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What's the betting that actually meant 66% of women thought more lube, and 50% of blokes want porn or dress up?

There's a surprise.

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I've had more sex in my 50's than I had in my 20's. Maybe I'm a late developer.

And yes I use lube. :blink:

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I never had used lube for 10 years.

Tried it once, now never without it.

Just for sex, or for everything else as well?

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The poll shows peoples lack of imagination when it comes to sex.

To spice things up, they should try ****ing to start with. Then a bit of *** and ******** especially with a ****** and *********, and finally for some real soice the could ***************** a ******* and *** ******* a ****** or ******* and ********* a donkey.

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I've had more sex in my 50's than I had in my 20's. Maybe I'm a late developer.

And yes I use lube. :blink:

You're on a slippery slope...

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why would you NOT use lube at every chance? Makes things a lot better for the woman, especially if you are a 'big boy' .

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Just for sex, or for everything else as well?

Yes WD40, and graphite chain spray! If it works on bikes, it will work on bords too! :huh:

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why would you NOT use lube at every chance? Makes things a lot better for the woman, especially if you are a 'big boy' .

If you need to resort to lube, then you are not properly skilled in the art of foreplay.

In other words, you're shite between the sheets.

A woman should be dripping wet with her own natural lube and begging for you to penetrate her before you put your nob anywhere near her minge.

And your fingers and tounge should have gotten her that way. The size of your dick is completely irrelevant. By the time you allow her to have it, she should be absolutely fired-up on all cylinders and will orgasm within a few thrusts. If you can get women to this point, they'll come by the bucket load regardless of whether you've got an inch or a foot.

Lube...? It's for losers who think porn is real.

If a doctor told me he wanted to examine my sex-organs, I'd hold out both my hands and stick out my tongue.

That's the mind-set that ensures you will never have any requirement for lube.

XYY

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I am cumming to Hartlepool, Mr XYY! ;)

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I am cumming to Hartlepool, Mr XYY! ;)

You can't.

It's not allowed.

I'm the only lesbian in the village...

XYY

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A woman should be dripping wet with her own natural lube and begging for you to penetrate her before you put your nob anywhere near her minge.

XYY

Did you used to be Jackie Collins?

Good north-eastern name, Jackie Collins. For a man, that is.

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If you need to resort to lube, then you are not properly skilled in the art of foreplay.

In other words, you're shite between the sheets.

A woman should be dripping wet with her own natural lube and begging for you to penetrate her before you put your nob anywhere near her minge.

And your fingers and tounge should have gotten her that way. The size of your dick is completely irrelevant. By the time you allow her to have it, she should be absolutely fired-up on all cylinders and will orgasm within a few thrusts. If you can get women to this point, they'll come by the bucket load regardless of whether you've got an inch or a foot.

Lube...? It's for losers who think porn is real.

If a doctor told me he wanted to examine my sex-organs, I'd hold out both my hands and stick out my tongue.

That's the mind-set that ensures you will never have any requirement for lube.

XYY

+1 ^ This

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Did you used to be Jackie Collins?

Depends.

Are we talking some kind of past-life Hindu shit - or last weekend in Middlesbrough...?

;)

XYY

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In Africa women put sand in their lady bits:

In British West Hartlepool, the man introduces the lady to the pleasures of the sandy-snatch by giving her one on Seaton Carew beach, and letting the flicking action of his testicles gradually introduce sand-particles into that particular area.

True story.

XYY

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If you need to resort to lube, then you are not properly skilled in the art of foreplay.

In other words, you're shite between the sheets.

A woman should be dripping wet with her own natural lube and begging for you to penetrate her before you put your nob anywhere near her minge.

And your fingers and tounge should have gotten her that way. The size of your dick is completely irrelevant. By the time you allow her to have it, she should be absolutely fired-up on all cylinders and will orgasm within a few thrusts. If you can get women to this point, they'll come by the bucket load regardless of whether you've got an inch or a foot.

Lube...? It's for losers who think porn is real.

If a doctor told me he wanted to examine my sex-organs, I'd hold out both my hands and stick out my tongue.

That's the mind-set that ensures you will never have any requirement for lube.

XYY

Ah, foreplay.

That takes me back to the days before I was a parent!

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In British West Hartlepool, the man introduces the lady to the pleasures of the sandy-snatch by giving her one on Seaton Carew beach, and letting the flicking action of his testicles gradually introduce sand-particles into that particular area.

True story.

XYY

That's prawns, surely?

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