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http://news.sky.com/story/1093510/killer-donkeys-maul-pensioner-to-death

Two donkeys are to be put down after they dragged a pensioner from his mobility scooter and mauled him to death.

Sandor Horvath, 65, was chased and pulled from the scooter at a farm in Hungary, where he was visiting his farmer friend.

He was bitten and trampled on, and when his mutilated remains were found it was believed he had been attacked by wolves.

However, a post-mortem examination revealed the bites and markings had come from the donkeys.

What was the chance of that happening? Bizarre world.

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Sounds like a nasty ASSault.

*I'll get me coat*

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I find making jokes about this sort of thing rather aBRAYsive.

Aye, I don't find them very a-MULE-sing either...

XYY

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In such instances I believe the animals are put down by hanging.

In my part of the world, that particular fate is reserved for monkeys not donkeys.

Woe betide any of them hairy French spies that walk down my street...!

XYY

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In my part of the world, that particular fate is reserved for monkeys not donkeys.

Woe betide any of them hairy French spies that walk down my street...!

Hang the foreign barstewards, before they get to Gateshead! :huh:

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Sounds like a nasty ASSault.

*I'll get me coat*

I find making jokes about this sort of thing rather aBRAYsive.

Typical... They always pin the crime on the donkey.

Not bad, not bad :D

In my part of the world, that particular fate is reserved for monkeys not donkeys.

XYY

I think he/she was was driving at a 'hung like a donkey' pun, perhaps it was too subtle.

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http://news.sky.com/story/1093510/killer-donkeys-maul-pensioner-to-death

What was the chance of that happening? Bizarre world.

I'm guessing the mobility scooter freaked them out. Cows will trample dogs if they can, or any other potential threat. Donkeys are probably exactly the same. Anything that doesn't look familiar or non-human gets a good going over. But of course sometimes humans get attacked too. I remember being chased by a cow herd and god knows what would have happened if I hadn't had the ability to run at them yelling and hit back with a stick.

However, if the donkeys were familiar with the scooter then all bets are off ;)

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Post this on an Alabama Cousins dating forum, not here.

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Some comedy gold on there fair play. They actually believe in the Noah's Ark story.

How a 600 year old man managed to collect a pair (or 7 pairs) of all animal types in the world and the fodder for them while building a wooden boat three times bigger than any built with modern technology, all without using nails.

It did take a toll on him though. He only managed to live another 300 years.

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Be wary of the equus; strong and dangerous if they want to be. Horses, donkeys, mules, zebras, asses.

Not for timid folk.

Unicorns as well! :blink:

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