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Officers Report A Tin Of Missing Biscuits… At Their Own Police Station

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2310347/Officers-report-tin-missing-biscuits-police-station.html

Officers were so outraged that a tin of biscuits vanished from their police station that they reported it as an official crime.

Details of the theft are still unclear but it is thought a police officer could be responsible for an inside job at the station at Heavitree Road in Exeter, Devon.

The biscuits were last seen in the control room kitchen.

The audacious crime at Devon and Cornwall Police's headquarters, right under officers' noses, was logged on February 28, 2012 - and remains officially unsolved.

If any HPC'er knows what happened to these biscuits please inform Devon and Cornwall Police.

I'm surprised this crime hasn't been mentioned on Crimewatch.

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That's what happens when you hobnob with criminals. Let's hope someone fingers the culprit..

It really takes the biscuit but frankly It should be a piece of cake to solve this crime

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It really takes the biscuit but frankly It should be a piece of cake to solve this crime

:blink:

Seems like they made a clean Breakaway.

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Seems like they made a clean Breakaway.

They should put their Austrian Pinscher on the job and collar 'em

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I once had the wheels and brakes stolen off a bicycle locked up outside a police station. Needless to say none of the occupants of the station had any clue what had happened, saw anything or had any interest in helping anyone other than themselves to, stereotypically enough, a massive tray of doughnuts. It was both amusing and depressing.

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Yes, they were seen getting away in a Taxi.

No Wagon Wheels for today's high-speed villains, I'm afraid...

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Yes, they were seen getting away in a Taxi.

Qi? Oh bum

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WTF I got mugged twice, had several bikes stolen and didn't report to these time wasters (well one bike ten years ago and I sat in the police for 2 hours). A mate of mine had his garage broken into by his a neighbour, a report was taken and after 8 weeks nothing was done. They're so ineffective for everything except motoring misdemeanours and biscuit thefts probably.

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A description of the tin would help.

maybe a photofit?

oh, and a proof of purchase...you know what these people are like with their insurance claims.

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Crumbs! Well at least they're investigating every Tweet that's "likely to offend" with much rigour, this alone should ensure you sleep soundly tonight.

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Its the person at work who just eats the biscuits and never contributes.

They shouldn't be allowed in the biscuit Club

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Its the person at work who just eats the biscuits and never contributes.

We've got one of them on the you know what.

The only one to claim a discount (and for a spurious reason which I'm checking out)

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This thread is SO off TOPICtopic.jpg

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