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dont worry about me. im depressed about houses and lurking,.

still getting the nightmares, RFD? Have the lambs stopped screaming?

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Have you people nothing better to do? now i fully admit im one of lifes losers but what escuse have you lot got :lol:

By loser i mean, my mum has gone to work so i have the house to myself, i can walk around without any jeans on if i want :o

:lol: and im f*ckin 27 now.

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though while im here i suppose i should at least have a rant.

im single so i am always on the lookout for fresh, meaty beaver. i was passing the local 24hr garage near preton. went in bought a ginsters type thing. anyhow. the quite nice girl at the counter was all chatty and this and that and i couldnt get away. so in the end (20mins) i said, well im going. how about meeting up for a drink ect. and she said no thanks ?? this is the 3rd knock back in a row. i got shot down previously at asda about a month before....in flames....though i bailed out and at least there were no people in the queue behind me. i was hoping to 'check her out', but it wasnt to be, so i was outta there. meal for one and bog roll in bag.

wha ?

mmmphh. next time ill buy my ginsters ham and cheese melt elsewhere. was she just testing herself. toying with me like i was simply a common household roach.? to be crushed underfoot.

unless im a spent force at 36 ?

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though while im here i suppose i should at least have a rant.

im single so i am always on the lookout for fresh, meaty beaver. i was passing the local 24hr garage near preton. went in bought a ginsters type thing. anyhow. the quite nice girl at the counter was all chatty and this and that and i couldnt get away. so in the end (20mins) i said, well im going. how about meeting up for a drink ect. and she said no thanks ?? this is the 3rd knock back in a row. i got shot down previously at asda about a month before....in flames....though i bailed out and at least there were no people in the queue behind me. i was hoping to 'check her out', but it wasnt to be, so i was outta there. meal for one and bog roll in bag.

wha ?

mmmphh. next time ill buy my ginsters ham and cheese melt elsewhere. was she just testing herself. toying with me like i was simply a common household roach.? to be crushed underfoot.

unless im a spent force at 36 ?

have you tried sainburys? making life taste better..... etc

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though while im here i suppose i should at least have a rant.

im single so i am always on the lookout for fresh, meaty beaver. i was passing the local 24hr garage near preton. went in bought a ginsters type thing. anyhow. the quite nice girl at the counter was all chatty and this and that and i couldnt get away. so in the end (20mins) i said, well im going. how about meeting up for a drink ect. and she said no thanks ?? this is the 3rd knock back in a row. i got shot down previously at asda about a month before....in flames....though i bailed out and at least there were no people in the queue behind me. i was hoping to 'check her out', but it wasnt to be, so i was outta there. meal for one and bog roll in bag.

wha ?

mmmphh. next time ill buy my ginsters ham and cheese melt elsewhere. was she just testing herself. toying with me like i was simply a common household roach.? to be crushed underfoot.

unless im a spent force at 36 ?

Know how you feel Fred......ginsters ham and cheese is my favourite too.. :)

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though while im here i suppose i should at least have a rant.

im single so i am always on the lookout for fresh, meaty beaver. i was passing the local 24hr garage near preton. went in bought a ginsters type thing. anyhow. the quite nice girl at the counter was all chatty and this and that and i couldnt get away. so in the end (20mins) i said, well im going. how about meeting up for a drink ect. and she said no thanks ?? this is the 3rd knock back in a row. i got shot down previously at asda about a month before....in flames....though i bailed out and at least there were no people in the queue behind me. i was hoping to 'check her out', but it wasnt to be, so i was outta there. meal for one and bog roll in bag.

wha ?

mmmphh. next time ill buy my ginsters ham and cheese melt elsewhere. was she just testing herself. toying with me like i was simply a common household roach.? to be crushed underfoot.

unless im a spent force at 36 ?

Fred man....chill out!

Maybe she was just being polite.....oop in t' North its not uncommon to actually 'talk' to somebody for nothing more than its nice to talk to someone.

and as for hitting on the bird in Asda....while you're buying BOG ROLL!!!!! what on Gods green earth were you thinking man :D:D it doesnt conjure up the best picture does it?

I'm 38 and got hit on by a twenty odd year old B) in the gym, so theres still hope for a youngster like you....my missus didnt see the funny side and wanted to know why I didnt instantly tell her I had a g'f and walk away....because my little sweetness, it doesnt happen every day and I was just savouring the moment....ooohh, that didnt go down well in the s14 household I can tell you :D:D:D:D:D

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whats going on? i'm in now - but vaguely have the power of sight. are we not all being a bit melodramatic?

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whats going on? i'm in now - but vaguely have the power of sight. are we not all being a bit melodramatic?

Dunroamin......my mate fancies you ;)

They you go Fred, I've got the ball rolling - its over to you big fella.

:D:D:D:D

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They you go Fred, I've got the ball rolling - its over to you big fella.

too late. shakerbaby got in there first and was like craig david on fridays.

notice how they both loggon on tonight at the same time ?

mmmm.....

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You'll never get anywhere trying to be suave.

Just ask for a shag - you will get knocked back just as frequently,

but at least your pride wont be hurt

One day somebody might say yes :D

Just pray it isn't on a 'grey Y fronts from the back of the drawer day'

ABB

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you're miles out. my flatmate and his mate are tring to floor me for being a sad internet ******er and confiscate me laptop. theyre not winning coz i'm well hard.

shaker?

whos he????

:P:P:P

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though while im here i suppose i should at least have a rant.

im single so i am always on the lookout for fresh, meaty beaver. i was passing the local 24hr garage near preton. went in bought a ginsters type thing. anyhow. the quite nice girl at the counter was all chatty and this and that and i couldnt get away. so in the end (20mins) i said, well im going. how about meeting up for a drink ect. and she said no thanks ?? this is the 3rd knock back in a row. i got shot down previously at asda about a month before....in flames....though i bailed out and at least there were no people in the queue behind me. i was hoping to 'check her out', but it wasnt to be, so i was outta there. meal for one and bog roll in bag.

wha ?

mmmphh. next time ill buy my ginsters ham and cheese melt elsewhere. was she just testing herself. toying with me like i was simply a common household roach.? to be crushed underfoot.

unless im a spent force at 36 ?

The way i see it she was either

a) Bored

B) Just being friendly and you read it wrong***

c) She panicked - so you should still go to the same store next time and say hi, the worst that will happen is that she will say hi back and there will be silene as she serves you, if she starts chatting again then ask her again she might come out with 'i have a boy friend ect' if she doesnt then keep going in there when you need to and ask her. Be nice about it not some weird stalker way but just ask her everytime, if you can go in at the same time on the same time then she will be accustom to you then if you dont go in she will wonder where you are, familiarity can play a massive part in forming relationships. Its the reverse to "out of sight out of mind"

Or you an take it on the chin, think f*ck it and move on, if you believe in destiny then you should take some solice in the fact that if it didnt happen then it wasnt supposed to happen (pffft). Thing i keep in mind is that emotionally people only have power to make you feel in a certain way if you give it to them.

*** Women will sometimes be flirtatious when they have no intention to be, some women are just like that, doing the typial hair flicks the little giggles, its the way they have got things in thier lifetime and it becomes a natural way for them to communicate to guys. Sometimes women dont realise when they are giving out what guys interpret as signals. So when i say you read it wrong , chances are its not your fault.

d) You could be a complete fruit loop and done a tarentino in Dust Till Dawn when he hears the girl say "will you eat my pussy" when in reality she said no such thing.

EDITED:

Theres an E) too

e) She could of seen you as what i class as the not-a-chance guy, this is usually reserved for when a 65 year old guy is talking to a 20 year old girl though, the girl will chat all day long and be quite personal with the 65 year old because he is "sweet" and she does not see any possible sexual attraction on both sides.

f) She might of been being nice, deliberatly flirting to give you an ego boost, its usually something that women respond to so she might be thinking that you would apreciate it to. An example would be if you tell a female friend (maybe a mothers friend) that she looks great in that new dress, your paying her a compliment with no intention of boning her. You dont really give a damn what she looks like but it makes her feel good/special for a few minutes (maybe even a day) and it scores you some brownie points.

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*** Women will sometimes be flirtatious when they have will to be, some women are just like that, doing the typial hair flicks the little giggles, its the way they have got things in thier lifetime and it becomes a natural way for them to communicate to guys. Sometimes women dont realise when they are giving out what guys interpret as signals. So when i say you read it wrong , chances are its not your fault.

well she was licker her lips all the time and gyrating up and down in a a benny hill girl dancing while standing still way. she also as i talked on, spiked herself with a milk carton and a hollow pen, spreadeagled accross the counter with a ball gag in her mouth as well as a head strapped on dong. i noticed there was strong euro porn on the garage monitors.

i mean. if thats not flirting i dont know what is.

e) She could of seen you as what i class as the not-a-chance guy, this is usually reserved for when a 65 year old guy is talking to a 20 year old girl though, the girl will chat all day long and be quite personal with the 65 year old because he is "sweet" and she does not see any possible sexual attraction on both sides.

** edit: blast.

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you're miles out. my flatmate and his mate are tring to floor me for being a sad internet ******er and confiscate me laptop. theyre not winning coz i'm well hard.

shaker?

whos he????

:P:P:P

Dumped....ouch! :(:(

Poor shaker. Well thats them scouser birds for you....dont forget to get the soveriegn ring back shaker :D:D:D

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perhaps i should be a MILF hunter ?

Nah.

You want one that looks like shaker's avatar surely.......come to think of it, it does show where shakers 'main interest' in a female lies!

....would you honestly let a bird anywhere near you with a strap on dongle!! :D:D:D:D thats gotta sting!

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well she was licker her lips all the time and gyrating up and down in a a benny hill girl dancing while standing still way. she also as i talked on, spiked herself with a milk carton and a hollow pen, spreadeagled accross the counter with a ball gag in her mouth as well as a head strapped on dong. i noticed there was strong euro porn on the garage monitors.

That doesnt mean anything in this day and age. You must have them 'old' values ive heard about :lol:

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Dunroamin......my mate fancies you ;)

They you go Fred, I've got the ball rolling - its over to you big fella.

:D:D:D:D

:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

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That doesnt mean anything in this day and age. You must have them 'old' values ive heard about

i just misread the signs thats all.

she may have wanted to be just friends.

i know what will impress her. i should borrow my nephews saxo car with the stylee stereo thingy. ill put on something modern like fleetwood mac. really loud. ill preset it to start on the chain. then ill wheeelspin into the garage. get out of the window like bo from dukes of hazzard. slide accross the bonnet (or hood) like starsky on starsky and hutch,. cartwheel across the floor in to the shop. flip a ginsters up and into my pocket. clcik my heel and say 'hey baby. take a walk on the wild side'

y'wot ?

'i said, hey baby take a walk on the wild side' ?

thats 87p please.

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