crashmonitor Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Don't know whether any of you caught this last night. But it probably summed up the area and the type of people who live there. One obvious problem was that these million pound plus flats don't exactly lend themselves to dinner parties as every dinner date looked like it was crammed into a broom cupboard. However, you don't pay a million plus for nothing to live here. The two blokes, at least, were terribly decent chaps straight out of the 1930s upperclass. We got musician Robbie Humphries with his one foot waxed moustache (who was rueful at getting it fondled on the tube, but no doubt was to nice to complain), and the terribly polite Nick Le Ny-Clarke the public schoolboy. Sadly also an estate agent who does deals on properties up to the 15 million mark. He reminded me of Captain Hastings from Hercule Poirot. You really can only find chaps like these in London. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie_George Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 You really can only find chaps like these in London. I guess if you can dress up and do the accent, the commission on selling these high-end properties are humongous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Executive Sadman Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 I assure you there are imitators across the land! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The XYY Man Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Tonight's "Come Dine With Me" was from Swansea, and one of the contestants was a TV cameraman. Now who do we all know from that area who works in the TV industry...? Is that you TMT...? XYY PS: right now folks you've still got time catch it on Ch4+1 - it's the fat, baldy ginger bloke...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Hovis Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Has he started taunting the Guardian readers yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The XYY Man Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Did he start talking to the woman about crusty rolls? Probably mate - Her baps certainly were a talking-point of some merit... XYY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccc Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Probably mate - Her baps certainly were a talking-point of some merit... XYY Ah !! The classic come dine line up. Gay/lesbian. Arrogant bloke Older burd showing more chebs than she should. 'normal' one. So how many out of 4 on tonight's one ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Hovis Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Ah !! The classic come dine line up. Gay/lesbian. Arrogant bloke Older burd showing more chebs than she should. 'normal' one. So how many out of 4 on tonight's one ? It has to be that. If it was nice normal people having a chat it wouldn't be very exciting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The XYY Man Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Ah !! The classic come dine line up. Gay/lesbian. Arrogant bloke Older burd showing more chebs than she should. 'normal' one. So how many out of 4 on tonight's one ? I'd say 2, or arguably 3. No obvious hurmosexuals means maximum of 3 - but there was a Welsh TV guy...! XYY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One-percent Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 I'd say 2, or arguably 3. No obvious hurmosexuals means maximum of 3 - but there was a Welsh TV guy...! XYY So, are you saying because he was a Welsh tv guy he had to be gay, or because he was a Welsh tv guy he had to be straigh? Does having red hair sway ones predilections? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Why don't we come roond your place for a crate of broon, and a **** takeaway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The XYY Man Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 So, are you saying because he was a Welsh tv guy he had to be gay, or because he was a Welsh tv guy he had to be straigh? I'm just stating the truth 0.01 - and letting your mind do the rest. 3,2,1,back in the room..! XYY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The XYY Man Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Why don't we come roond your place for a crate of broon, and a **** takeaway? Sounds like a plan - I'll even do some posh menus on me computer. I do hope you'll all attend - and bring a friggin' bottle...! ========================================== Starter Vertical Bacon Sandwich With Broon Sauce Main Course Pan-Fried Haddock Pastie With Fish Mittens and a Broon Reduction Dessert Home Made Ice-Cream Deep-Fried in Fanny Batter ========================================== XYY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One-percent Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Sounds like a plan - I'll even do some posh menus on me computer. I do hope you'll all attend - and bring a friggin' bottle...! ==========================================Starter Vertical Bacon Sandwich With Broon SauceMain Course Pan-Fried Haddock Pastie With Fish Mittens and a Broon Reduction . Dessert Home Made Ice-Cream Deep-Fried in Fanny Batter ==========================================XYY My menu is: Starter Pizza fingers deep fried in dripping Served with a drizzled reduction of newkie broon Alernative for vegetarians, dripping on sliced white bread Main Cod, chips and mushy peas, deep fried in dripping Served with a side of chipshop curry sauce Vegetable side, samphire with a garnish of deep fried lardons Veg option dripping on brown bread Dessert Deep fried mars bar, done in dripping Served with Jaconelli's special ice cream, made to jimmys special recipe For veggies, ice cream smothered in melted dripping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 It's all pasties and cider here, in the North Riding's most Southerly colony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One-percent Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 It's all pasties and cider here, in the North Riding's most Southerly colony. Devon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Devon? Somerset. Devon is only full of ice cream, surfers, and tea shoppes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One-percent Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Somerset. Devon is only full of ice cream, surfers, and tea shoppes. And cream teas yum. Perhaps it should be added to the menu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
man o' the year Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 It's all pasties and cider here, in the North Riding's most Southerly colony. Tucker's Grave doesn't do pasties! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 I'd just serve koala soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 I'd just serve koala soup. I didn't know you were Chinese! Those panda pasties were good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 I only like pasties ripped fresh from the nipple of a stripper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The XYY Man Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Howay man Tulip - it's 9 o'clock and ya still hasn't answered..! Well I reckon we'll just have to go to the judges. So c'mon off-topicers - get yourselves on the 4OD website, watch tonight's CDWM, and then tell me the bloke who looks like Mel Smith - but with the ginger turned-up to eleven - isn't The Masked Tulip....? It's your vote that counts folks - and we really wanna see those fingers...! XYY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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