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Come Dine With Me

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Don't know whether any of you caught this last night. But it probably summed up the area and the type of people who live there. One obvious problem was that these million pound plus flats don't exactly lend themselves to dinner parties as every dinner date looked like it was crammed into a broom cupboard.

However, you don't pay a million plus for nothing to live here. The two blokes, at least, were terribly decent chaps straight out of the 1930s upperclass.

We got musician Robbie Humphries with his one foot waxed moustache (who was rueful at getting it fondled on the tube, but no doubt was to nice to complain), and the terribly polite Nick Le Ny-Clarke the public schoolboy. Sadly also an estate agent who does deals on properties up to the 15 million mark. He reminded me of Captain Hastings from Hercule Poirot.

You really can only find chaps like these in London.

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You really can only find chaps like these in London.

I guess if you can dress up and do the accent, the commission on selling these high-end properties are humongous.

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Tonight's "Come Dine With Me" was from Swansea, and one of the contestants was a TV cameraman.

Now who do we all know from that area who works in the TV industry...?

Is that you TMT...?

;)

XYY

PS: right now folks you've still got time catch it on Ch4+1 - it's the fat, baldy ginger bloke...!

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Did he start talking to the woman about crusty rolls?

Probably mate - Her baps certainly were a talking-point of some merit...

XYY

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Probably mate - Her baps certainly were a talking-point of some merit...

XYY

Ah !! The classic come dine line up.

Gay/lesbian.

Arrogant bloke

Older burd showing more chebs than she should.

'normal' one.

So how many out of 4 on tonight's one ?

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Ah !! The classic come dine line up.

Gay/lesbian.

Arrogant bloke

Older burd showing more chebs than she should.

'normal' one.

So how many out of 4 on tonight's one ?

It has to be that. If it was nice normal people having a chat it wouldn't be very exciting.

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Ah !! The classic come dine line up.

Gay/lesbian.

Arrogant bloke

Older burd showing more chebs than she should.

'normal' one.

So how many out of 4 on tonight's one ?

I'd say 2, or arguably 3.

No obvious hurmosexuals means maximum of 3 - but there was a Welsh TV guy...!

;)

XYY

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I'd say 2, or arguably 3.

No obvious hurmosexuals means maximum of 3 - but there was a Welsh TV guy...!

;)XYY

So, are you saying because he was a Welsh tv guy he had to be gay, or because he was a Welsh tv guy he had to be straigh? Does having red hair sway ones predilections?

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Why don't we come roond your place for a crate of broon, and a **** takeaway?

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So, are you saying because he was a Welsh tv guy he had to be gay, or because he was a Welsh tv guy he had to be straigh?

I'm just stating the truth 0.01 - and letting your mind do the rest.

3,2,1,back in the room..!

XYY

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Why don't we come roond your place for a crate of broon, and a **** takeaway?

Sounds like a plan - I'll even do some posh menus on me computer.

I do hope you'll all attend - and bring a friggin' bottle...!

==========================================

Starter

Vertical Bacon Sandwich

With

Broon Sauce

Main Course

Pan-Fried Haddock Pastie

With

Fish Mittens and a Broon Reduction

Dessert

Home Made Ice-Cream

Deep-Fried in

Fanny Batter

==========================================

XYY

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Sounds like a plan - I'll even do some posh menus on me computer.

I do hope you'll all attend - and bring a friggin' bottle...!

==========================================Starter

Vertical Bacon Sandwich

With

Broon SauceMain Course

Pan-Fried Haddock Pastie

With

Fish Mittens and a Broon Reduction

. Dessert

Home Made Ice-Cream

Deep-Fried in

Fanny Batter

==========================================XYY

My menu is:

Starter

Pizza fingers deep fried in dripping

Served with a drizzled reduction of newkie broon

Alernative for vegetarians, dripping on sliced white bread

Main

Cod, chips and mushy peas, deep fried in dripping

Served with a side of chipshop curry sauce

Vegetable side, samphire with a garnish of deep fried lardons

Veg option dripping on brown bread

Dessert

Deep fried mars bar, done in dripping

Served with Jaconelli's special ice cream, made to jimmys special recipe

For veggies, ice cream smothered in melted dripping

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It's all pasties and cider here, in the North Riding's most Southerly colony.

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Devon?

Somerset. Devon is only full of ice cream, surfers, and tea shoppes.

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I'd just serve koala soup.

I didn't know you were Chinese! Those panda pasties were good. :blink:

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Howay man Tulip - it's 9 o'clock and ya still hasn't answered..!

Well I reckon we'll just have to go to the judges. ;)

So c'mon off-topicers - get yourselves on the 4OD website, watch tonight's CDWM, and then tell me the bloke who looks like Mel Smith - but with the ginger turned-up to eleven - isn't The Masked Tulip....?

It's your vote that counts folks - and we really wanna see those fingers...!

;)

XYY

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