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I Will Survive

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First i went to the EAs

my mortgage multiplied

Kept thinking I could never buy

outside of humberside

But I spent so many nights

at college doing all my sums

but they were wrong

i knew id take it up the bum

and inflations are back

gone to outer space

I just walked into the local EA

who has that clever look upon his face

I should have changed my whole outlook

I should have learned just how to lease

If I had been more like property guru

i would have had a life of ease

Go on now go. knock at the door

just ask the seller now

why its 64 grand more

weren't you the guy who bought the gaff for only 35

you think I'd pay that

I'd rather lay down and die

Oh no, not I

I will survive

as long as i know how to save

I know I'll always smile

I've got all my cash to live

I've got not credit company to give

and I'll survive

I will survive

I stashed all the cash I had

bought investment art

spent most days fending off

hot fanny with my tasty car

and I spent oh so many nights

just ordering good currys for myself

I used to fry

Now I just use crisp and dry

and you see me

i never MEW

I'm not that chained up housing owner

in massive debt like you

and so you felt like dropping hints

and just expect me to be free

but I'm saving all my spending

chasing batter in my TT.

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RFD, please come to the meet, it would make the evening go extremely well...

How are the lads getting on, BTW?

id go only MI5 are bound to be also going in congnito. they will attempt to hit as many HPCrs as possible with blow darts delivered by a false zulu warrioress stripagram, the darts are liable to contain either scopolamine or mustard gas. look for the circa 1985 dark blue transit van outside.

next thing you know all attendees with be marching into the local EAs monday with arms outstretched zombie style, mumbling 'must buy. must buy'.

lads are doing ok thanks.

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As usual, laughed my bloody socks off.

I meant it when I said you should have your own DVD out for Christmas! I'd convince everyone to MEW for 10 copies!!!!!

:D

Please, please tell me you do something really boring for a living!!!!

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you would all be disapointed by the meek, quiet, retiring figure near the fire sipping a warm guiness and wearing a ghostbusters t shirt. id be mistaken for chalie the tramp. i like the anoniminity. in person im clark kent. this is my alter ego.

im not the kind of person to start a conga.

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First i went to the EAs

my mortgage multiplied

Kept thinking I could never buy

outside of humberside

But I spent so many nights

at college doing all my sums

but they were wrong

i knew id take it up the bum

and inflations are back

gone to outer space

I just walked into the local EA

who has that clever look upon his face

I should have changed my whole outlook

I should have learned just how to lease

If I had been more like property guru

i would have had a life of ease

Go on now go. knock at the door

just ask the seller now

why its 64 grand more

weren't you the guy who bought the gaff for only 35

you think I'd pay that

I'd rather lay down and die

Oh no, not I

I will survive

as long as i know how to save

I know I'll always smile

I've got all my cash to live

I've got not credit company to give

and I'll survive

I will survive

I stashed all the cash I had

bought investment art

spent most days fending off

hot fanny with my tasty car

and I spent oh so many nights

just ordering good currys for myself

I used to fry

Now I just use crisp and dry

and you see me

i never MEW

I'm not that chained up housing owner

in massive debt like you

and so you felt like dropping hints

and just expect me to be free

but I'm saving all my spending

chasing batter in my TT.

*applauds*

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