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Met an old school friend last night,

He was your usual worky ticket at school, always in trouble, left school 6/7 years ago with only a few GCSE's.

I even saw him a few years back when he was serving his community service after being taken to court.

Now he's a mortgage adviser

My god, it now seems clear to me that any muppet is now a property expert.

I'll keep saving and advise myself when it comes to needing a mortgage, after all If this is the type of person whose job it is to advise me then I think i'll be better off on my own!

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Met an old school friend last night,

He was your usual worky ticket at school, always in trouble, left school 6/7 years ago with only a few GCSE's.

I even saw him a few years back when he was serving his community service after being taken to court.

Now he's a mortgage adviser

My god, it now seems clear to me that any muppet is now a property expert.

I'll keep saving and advise myself when it comes to needing a mortgage, after all If this is the type of person whose job it is to advise me then I think i'll be better off on my own!

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Had an 'independent' mortgage advisor call around to my parents last week. Times must be hard as he was cold calling (prob illegal). He talked about the property boom, good investment, yadda yadda yadda

I was about to get into an argument with him for the fun of it, but thankfully I asked him the key question:

"What qualifies you to give financial information?"

His answer?

Wait for it.

"I have a GCSE in Maths"

:lol::lol::lol:

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Met an old school friend last night,

He was your usual worky ticket at school, always in trouble, left school 6/7 years ago with only a few GCSE's.

I even saw him a few years back when he was serving his community service after being taken to court.

Now he's a mortgage adviser

My god, it now seems clear to me that any muppet is now a property expert.

I'll keep saving and advise myself when it comes to needing a mortgage, after all If this is the type of person whose job it is to advise me then I think i'll be better off on my own!

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Dude you have some choice mates.

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