CrashIsUnderWay Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 In the last few months:- Amanda 'Fat Face' Lamb has given up on her 'shack in the scorchio sun' TV role to host a programme on 'how to take better photos'. Lawrence 'Not Gay Really' Lewellen Bowser has given up on his house renovation show to do a Holiday Travel show Sarah 'Fun Bags' Beenie has quit her property flipping show to join a dating website. The Gyppo-featured geezer from that other renovation show (whatever his name is) has gone off to host a game show instead. Kirsty Allcrap has given up on the Melton Mobray Pork Pies (1 gross per week, delivered in a crate to her front door by Industrial Lard & Catering). Now tell me again that we are in a 'soft landing' or that 'this isnt a crash'. Looks like it to me - in fact looks EXACTLY like last time, even down to the bounces, and constant wrong calling of the bottom. And IT LOOKS LIKE IT TO VERY PUBLIC PEOPLE WHO HAVE PREVIOUSLY MADE THEIR LIVING TRYING TO RAMP HOUSING As the pyramid scheme champions like to say 'Hope That Helps' :angry: etc etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Have you noticed how the UK demographics chart looks like a silhouette of Sarah Beeny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 And in so doing, distancing themselves from the onsuing fallout. I can hear them now! "Don't blame me, i`m just a television presenter" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Time to raise the rents. Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 (edited) In the last few months:- Amanda 'Fat Face' Lamb has given up on her 'shack in the scorchio sun' TV role to host a programme on 'how to take better photos'. Lawrence 'Not Gay Really' Lewellen Bowser has given up on his house renovation show to do a Holiday Travel show Sarah 'Fun Bags' Beenie has quit her property flipping show to join a dating website. The Gyppo-featured geezer from that other renovation show (whatever his name is) has gone off to host a game show instead. Kirsty Allcrap has given up on the Melton Mobray Pork Pies (1 gross per week, delivered in a crate to her front door by Industrial Lard & Catering). Now tell me again that we are in a 'soft landing' or that 'this isnt a crash'. Looks like it to me - in fact looks EXACTLY like last time, even down to the bounces, and constant wrong calling of the bottom. And IT LOOKS LIKE IT TO VERY PUBLIC PEOPLE WHO HAVE PREVIOUSLY MADE THEIR LIVING TRYING TO RAMP HOUSING As the pyramid scheme champions like to say 'Hope That Helps' :angry: etc etc When I was in Australia a couple of weeks ago, I discovered that one of Australias great comic TV presenters, Darrell Somers, now presents a dancing competition. I was very disappointed as he spent 25 years presenting Hey Hey it's Saturday (a legendary TV show in Australia) and he is now reduced to reading lines. Please CIUW, what does that mean? Is comedy dead now? Edited November 2, 2005 by Time to raise the rents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashIsUnderWay Posted November 2, 2005 Author Share Posted November 2, 2005 'is comedy dead'? not while you keep telling us about your new BTL investments even as the market deflates like a bad souffle! :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marina Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 How come Larry stands accused of ramping the property market? Surely Changing Rooms was just an inane load of old tosh. I would suggest the opposite is true. Most houses that Larry had a go at would be unsaleable - unless the new owners were hoping for a change of use to a brothel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashCrash Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 When I was in Australia a couple of weeks ago, I discovered that one of Australias great comic TV presenters, Darrell Somers, now presents a dancing competition. I was very disappointed as he spent 25 years presenting Hey Hey it's Saturday (a legendary TV show in Australia) and he is now reduced to reading lines. Please CIUW, what does that mean? Is comedy dead now? Darrell Somers is the only one changed his carrier from comedy to reading, But CIUW is talking about whole host of so called 'property experts'. Can you see the difference now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bart of Darkness Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Sarah 'Fun Bags' Beenie has quit her property flipping show to join a dating website. Isn't this just wishful thinking? If not, is she by any chance looking for a balding 39 year old northener with GSOH (and solvent naturally). If so, I'm in there! If, on the other hand, she wants someone who drives a car and owns their own place, I'm stuffed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashIsUnderWay Posted November 2, 2005 Author Share Posted November 2, 2005 You doofus, Bart! Beenie Baby is WORKING for the dating website, not desperately looking for a sexbuddy like some sad australian rachman with an overactive imagination and overdeveloped right wrist... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bart of Darkness Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 You doofus, Bart! Beenie Baby is WORKING for the dating website, not desperately looking for a sexbuddy like some sad australian rachman with an overactive imagination and overdeveloped right wrist... Tarnation. I knew it seemed too good to be true, almost as if the line between reality and fantasy had suddenly become blurred (or is that just my eyes again?) Ah Sarah, you'll never be my little love puppy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libitina Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Ah Sarah, you'll never be my little love puppy. Bet she's heartbroken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashIsUnderWay Posted November 2, 2005 Author Share Posted November 2, 2005 Actually, Im reliably informed by my g.f that 'beenie babies' is the new slang term for norks. woof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Tarnation. I knew it seemed too good to be true, almost as if the line between reality and fantasy had suddenly become blurred (or is that just my eyes again?) Ah Sarah, you'll never be my little love puppy. Was watching an old Property Ladder show on Discovery recently and saw that Beeny was 'with child'; I'll bet she's been engaged for years to the same ruddy-cheeked banker called Hugo who plays rugby at weekends and drives an E typer Jag with a Thomas Pink shirt/chinos combo for weekends in a Louis Vitton travel bag..etc... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
29929BlackTuesday Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 How come Larry stands accused of ramping the property market? Surely Changing Rooms was just an inane load of old tosh. I would suggest the opposite is true. Most houses that Larry had a go at would be unsaleable - unless the new owners were hoping for a change of use to a brothel. 'Cos he was part of the house-obsession phenomenon. Obvious really. Do you fancy him? "Marina fancies Larry, Marina..."Etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashIsUnderWay Posted November 2, 2005 Author Share Posted November 2, 2005 Arf! Marina fancies an Aussie! Arf! Arf! (bet no one fancies teh gyppo-neanderthal geezer ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bart of Darkness Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 I'll bet she's been engaged for years to the same ruddy-cheeked banker called Hugo who plays rugby at weekends and drives an E typer Jag with a Thomas Pink shirt/chinos combo for weekends in a Louis Vitton travel bag..etc... Exactly the kind of person I've always dispised. (says chubby-cheeked Bart, who watches rugby on TV, travels on a no. 47 bus and buys stuff at Primark for the occasional weekend in Barnsley). Bitter, me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Exactly the kind of person I've always dispised. (says chubby-cheeked Bart, who watches rugby on TV, travels on a no. 47 bus and buys stuff at Primark for the occasional weekend in Barnsley). Bitter, me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jay67 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 If people aren't sure who Amanda Lamb is,here's an early photo of her from one of my other forums.. http://azuredreams.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=444&start=15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashIsUnderWay Posted November 3, 2005 Author Share Posted November 3, 2005 Lambo was the face of 'scottish widows' for a long time, but since then she looks like she's been living on either a very high gravity planet, or a solid diet of pies. Her once pretty face is reaching that critical point where it is actually wider than it is long, and then... pooooof - implosion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penbat1 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 (edited) I wish that, out of all the huge number of TV channels we have we could have just one which was not dumbed-down sheeple fodder. "More 4" was billed as a more adult C4 when really its almost as dumbed down as C4. Edited November 3, 2005 by penbat1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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