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The kids have probably hung themselves on the tree outside.....

Can just imagine, all false smiles "yes, we live in a kind and loving environment where we are not afraid to express our true feelings" all the time darting nervous glances at Mum and Dad, and furtively pressing notes in your hand with "For Gods Sake Help Us!!!" scribbled on them :D

...hallelujah...probably all good people..... :rolleyes:

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The RED CAPITAL LETTERS

Followed by

THE BIGGER RED CAPITAL LETTERS

I think we all know who lives in this house HPCers.... ;)

XYY

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Why is love the only one that ends with a full stop?

The love usually ends with a period.

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They could have been one of the early takers of the free £100 vouchers for the government funded "parenting" classes.

I'll bet the classes get parents painting that sort of stuff all over the place because it'll be good for Dulux / B&Q etc paint and decoration sales.

http://

news.sky.com/home/politics/article/16226996.

The free vouchers, entitling parents up to 10 two-hour sessions on how to bring up their offspring, will be distributed through the high street chemist Boots.

Edited by billybong

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Why is love the only one that ends with a full stop?

It appears to me that the love line was meant to go on the end so they clearly don't do thinking carefully about something before they do it.

I wouldn’t like to see them assemble an Ikea wardrobe.

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I am reminded of the toad-obsessed uncle in 'The League of Gentlemen' - 'In this house, we don't masterbate!'

Although in reality it's more likely to be some ghastly 'modern parent' family with mop headed unisex children called Zack and Molly.

Edited by Austin Allegro

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