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i am about to join the itv live debate on the news to discuss binge drinking and the causes, which i am going to press are caused partly by a lack of affordable homes.

wish me luck.

its in 1 hour from now......

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i am about to join the itv live debate on the news to discuss binge drinking and the causes, which i am going to press are caused partly by a lack of affordable homes.

wish me luck.

its in 1 hour from now......

Can I have your autograph? :D

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... the turbines increased in speed. first the sheet went into the vortex. then the cats collar. then the cat. my shoes follwed then and a second later so did i.

... when i came to i was ... half mutated into a cat/sheet

....how will we recognise you.....

Michael,

Is that your idea of a sick joke??!?! :angry:

Edited by Sledgehead

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hear me make a tit of myself on live tv....

lights, camera cue fred.......action....fred ?

fred ?

.....where is the bozo ?

fred ?

Have you written yourself some quick notes?

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LOL - thats right, im the half sheet hybrid....

shakerbaby handles all my diary. supermarket openings, ect.

notes i have made are :

NO FUTURE

thats my only writted note. im going off the cuff.

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thats right, im the half sheet hybrid....

... im going off the cuff.

I hope you don't mind a personal question, but is the said cuff part of you?

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LOL - thats right, im the half sheet hybrid....

shakerbaby handles all my diary. supermarket openings, ect.

notes i have made are :

NO FUTURE

thats my only writted note. im going off the cuff.

Good luck, hope it goes well. B)

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TIP:

Prepare your soundbite

Make sure it is no more than 10 seconds - 5 seconds if possible otherwise you will be cut off or interrupted.

No matter what question you are asked - ignore it and simply speak your soundbite (This is what politicians do)

If the interviewer tries to interrupt you just carry on saying it. If nesceasry repeat it. (Again, what politicians are taught to do.)

Rehearse saying it out loud clearly several times, quickly but not too quickly that it comes out garbled.

Best of luck!

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TIP:

Prepare your soundbite

Make sure it is no more than 10 seconds - 5 seconds if possible otherwise you will be cut off or interrupted.

No matter what question you are asked - ignore it and simply speak your soundbite (This is what politicians do)

If the interviewer tries to interrupt you just carry on saying it. If nesceasry repeat it. (Again, what politicians are taught to do.)

Rehearse saying it out loud clearly several times, quickly but not too quickly that it comes out garbled.

Best of luck!

Good advice, but I'd shorten the soundbite and say it slowly and repeat it. Good example:

"Education, education, education."

Simple, short, slow, repetitious and emphatic.

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Drat I will be back at work.

Be calm.. collected.

Try and avoid the fact that low earners are priced out.

In some areas have gone up by multiples of 4.

NO ONE CAN AFFORD.. :)

Good salaries, student cost of living.. no families and no chance of families.. having to abort children.. due to no home.. might be pushing it...

We have money.. we have no future.. we are profesional.. but we are angry..

a debt binge that cripples the economy, we cannot afford homes.. and due to the fact that we have to look after debt ridden idiots we cannot effectivly save.. our pensions are failing..

and all because people can't learn to put away their credit cards and live within their means..

we are just drunk.. but we can afford to be..

We just need the rest of the country to wake up and look at what they are doing.

I would say that sort of thing...

but I am not on the phone.. and I talk a lot of rubbish..

please ignore me..

and Good luck..

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my soundbite is NO FUTURE>

look for that. if you hear it - thats me....!!!!

Were you the pensioner who doesn't venture out after dark for fear of being assaulted?

Or the young hoodie giving the low down on knife culture?

:P

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this was it. were were really going in. no more training. no more shooting over our heads. we were probably going to die. some were going to be heroes. some were going to run. one thing was for sure as the salty spraw blew over the deck of the landing craft, the troops inside were going in and some were not coming back.

the deck heaved and the engine fumed interior was suddenly full of fresh air and bullets.

OUT OUT OUT......

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