interestrateripoff Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8850298/Zimbabwean-man-claims-prostitute-turned-to-donkey.html A Zimbabwean man has told a court that he hired a prostitute who during the night transformed into a donkey, and that he is now "seriously in love" with the animal, according to state media. "I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with (the) donkey," Sunday Moyo told the court, according to The Herald newspaper. ... He said he had paid $25 for a prostitute, and was surprised Sunday morning when he heard people accusing him of having sex with a donkey. I wonder how many he had drunk to get those beer googles on? Donkey in a poke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Don't you just hate it when that happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Tulip Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Doesn't $25 get you a really high class donkey in Zimbabwee though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chronyx Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Like anyone could say no to those eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Hovis Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Where did the donkey put the $25? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
200p Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Where did the donkey put the $25? There was no $25. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yellerkat Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Doesn't $25 get you a really high class donkey in Zimbabwee though? Zim$? (0000000000000.175p) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Self Employed Youth Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 1.It has been suggested extreme porn stops men performing in the bedroom with the 'average woman', but to be honest, a photo of the average women is enough to make Thatcher a sex symbol. 2. You can't get a women pregnant by coming in the majority of crevices between her belly button and 4th ridge of her thigh. No wonder the TFR is below the replacement level of 2.1 3. I've exaggerated a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccc Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 I read that title at work and literally burst out laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juvenal Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Where did the donkey put the $25? On a horse... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
council dweller Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Where did the donkey put the $25? In his jacket pocket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alberta Tatlock Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Don't you just hate it when that happens. Eee, aww, eee, aww ..... ....he ought to know better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Bart' Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 On a horse... Shame it wasn't 25 quid, then the donkey would have put a pony on a horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
interestrateripoff Posted October 27, 2011 Author Share Posted October 27, 2011 Shame it wasn't 25 quid, then the donkey would have put a pony on a horse. But he might end up looking like an ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ayatollah Buggeri Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Zimbabwe seems to be a strange old place. Their entire national football team was once raped by a Banana, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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