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I have come to a conclusion...These women are stark raving mad :lol:

On last night's episode of the ITV2 reality show, the 29-year-old model continued her quest to have the 'perfect' body by attending a doctor's consultation to find out more about the procedure.

Looking perplexed when she was told she won't be able to sit down for a fortnight if she had her bottom enhanced, she asked the surgeon, Dr Berry: 'So how do people sit?'

The professional told Chloe that sitting down could risk displacing the implants, and that she would have to sleep on her side or on her front.

'That's bad because I've already got these in the way,' she said pointing to her enhanced 34EE bust. :o

The reality TV star went on to tell Dr Berry that she felt she has 'everything at the front but nothing at the back' and said she doesn't like her bottom.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2050003/The-Only-Way-Is-Essexs-Chloe-Sims-continues-quest-perfect-JLo-esque-implants.html

Thunderbirds are go...

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That must be a Stepford Wife - she does not look human.

I knew she reminded me of someone.

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Tin Tin from Thunderbirds.

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That show is quite incredible. I have watched a few of them and I am hooked. I usually hate this sort of reality stuff but this gives a great insight into the thoughts of many people in this country. Very strange but quite compelling at the same time. It is like one huge experiment.

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Judging by the DM pictures surely a good 6 months in the gym doing weights, swimming and other sports would do far more good for her body?

You canchange the outside with money and surgery but you can't change the inside - self-esteem comes from within.

Sadly, too many women do this because they either think they should now look like porn stars that exist on-line or because they see it as an easy route to fame and/or money.

It is all rather sad.

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I love the best rated comment on the Daily Mail site. That made me chuckle.

Just read it, harsh but fair.

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The EU in crisis, earthquake in Turkey and..."actress" wants a bigger bum."

"Despite her surgeon saying he wanted her to have a 'natural' look, Sims admits she is hoping to have a backside like American rapper Nicki Minaj."

"She explained: 'A big bottom will make me sexier and more confident. It’s the last part of my body I want to change.

Men like confident girls with a bit of meat on them."...A bit of meat is one thing. Having a rear end shaped like two barrage balloons is not my idea of the perfect woman.

I would suggest that her current derriere at present is the only nice thing about her.

With her Daffy Duck lips, melons for boobs and really weird eyebrows a huge arxe would definitely square the circle for this Fruit of the Loon. :lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2053091/TOWIEs-Chloe-Sims-prepares-knife-quest-perfect-derri-re.html

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Unless there is a new form of plastic surgery that can make eyeballs 3" in diameter, the pic of M.Jackson os a fake. (Just like everythig else about him).

If such surgery existed, Jacko would have had it.

...A bit of meat is one thing. Having a rear end shaped like two barrage balloons is not my idea of the perfect woman.

On the plus side, she could double as a floatation device if you were ever on a ship that sank.

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I don't think getting someone to change your body for you will make you feel any better about yourself....is it all in the mind, or is it a lack of control problem, who knows.... :blink:

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I love the best rated comment on the Daily Mail site. That made me chuckle.

Exactly what I thought when I saw the picture.

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I don't think getting someone to change your body for you will make you feel any better about yourself....is it all in the mind, or is it a lack of control problem, who knows....

All joking aside, I do find it genuinely sad. Still, maybe she's happy in her own way?

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All joking aside, I do find it genuinely sad. Still, maybe she's happy in her own way?

It makes you wonder if doctors will do anything a patient asks for as long as they have the cash to pay for it...... :huh:

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It makes you wonder if doctors will do anything a patient asks for as long as they have the cash to pay for it...... :huh:

I'm sure there are enough around who will.

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What were the stats? 65% of plastic surgery doesn't meet basic requiresments on screening the mentally ill.

As well as shyness etc being a mental illness they should add wanting plastic surgery to correct 'normal' body parts.

Oh wait they already have

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_dysmorphic_disorder

wherein the affected person is exclusively concerned with body image, manifested as excessive concern about and preoccupation with a perceived defect of their physical features.

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She is a complete fruitcake! Does anyone have her number? :huh:

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The EU in crisis, earthquake in Turkey and..."actress" wants a bigger bum."

"Despite her surgeon saying he wanted her to have a 'natural' look, Sims admits she is hoping to have a backside like American rapper Nicki Minaj."

"She explained: 'A big bottom will make me sexier and more confident. It’s the last part of my body I want to change.

Men like confident girls with a bit of meat on them."...A bit of meat is one thing. Having a rear end shaped like two barrage balloons is not my idea of the perfect woman.

I would suggest that her current derriere at present is the only nice thing about her.

With her Daffy Duck lips, melons for boobs and really weird eyebrows a huge arxe would definitely square the circle for this Fruit of the Loon. :lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2053091/TOWIEs-Chloe-Sims-prepares-knife-quest-perfect-derri-re.html

Spot on. I never thought I would hear of women undergoing surgery in order to get a huge fat ****.

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