cells Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 So the price of meat is too high decides a minister What do we do says the government to itself I know! says a government quango Let's give farmers credit to buy livestock! Brilliant...here is a 7 figure salary for being so dam smart! Time passes WTF meat is more expensive Government ministers scratch their heads. And ponder for many a moon I know. We just need to subsidise the credit we give to farmers to buy livestock Brilliant. You genius you. Here you can head this new agency and have a seven figure salary Time passes WTF is going on...meat is even MORE expensive! Government ministers scratch their heads Maybe people are eating more meat? That's probably it Maybe it is those dam goat speculators. Having never worked with goats buying up whole heards to sell on at a higher goat price! Maybe its because the population is increasing? What shall we do? Many moons pass I know! I knowwwwww! U know? Yes! Let's make the credit nearly free! You genius you! Let's set up a department and you genius you can run it for a seven figure salary What next? Welcome to turkey 2011 Where meat costs about 3x as much as most EU national while income is a third the level You gotta love credit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
porca misèria Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Damn, I thought this was going to be The Great Hargeisa Goat Bubble! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
_w_ Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 You genius you! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
billybong Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 (edited) It makes "sense" when you discover the missing link that the government ministers also owned farms (in the "theoretical" model). Edited September 7, 2011 by billybong Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Goat Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 The Ministers were probably flipping goats. I feel dizzy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Saving For a Space Ship Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 (edited) 'The Men Who's Shares are in Goats' Edited September 7, 2011 by Saving For a Space Ship Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OnlyMe Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 (edited) The Ministers were probably flipping goats. No probably about it. Bet they were investing in the feed suppliers and butchers too, and cutting some prime cuts lobbed to them under the counter when they left the shop. Edited September 7, 2011 by OnlyMe Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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