jaspers Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Go on, have a guess! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andybee33 Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Go on, have a guess! Has to be Twigs in Vases!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monks Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Rhythmic stimulation of the prostate whilst wearing a latex glove with a dab of water-based lubricant on it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Tulip Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Offering your wife to please any potential buyers in whatever perverted sexual way they wish for a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Self Employed Youth Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Price it below neighbouring houses for sale? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
righttoleech Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Go on, have a guess! Invite a pair of smarmy ignorant rampers to bully even greater fools with more money than sense into lowering their expectations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaspers Posted September 5, 2011 Author Share Posted September 5, 2011 Has to be Twigs in Vases!!!! Is the.………right answer!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaspers Posted September 5, 2011 Author Share Posted September 5, 2011 I'm beginning to think erranta and oracle are on to something and the whole housing/ponzi/banker/bubble has some sort of black magic/Wicca undertones. Eyes Wide Shut with Phil and Krusty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andybee33 Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 (edited) Is the.………right answer!! My elation at guessing right lasted about 15 nanoseconds before the depression of confirming the exact type of f***tard who informs our national property debate truly hit me!!! Edited September 5, 2011 by andybee33 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saving For a Space Ship Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 (edited) Eyes Wide Shut with Phil and Krusty? 'Hats Wide Scoffed' ? Edited September 5, 2011 by Saving For a Space Ship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Self Employed Youth Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 My elation at guessing right lasted about 15 nanoseconds before the depression of confirming the exact type of f***tard who informs our national property debate truly hit me!!! He's obviously unaware that TWIV had filtered down into the lower classes! http://www.housepricecrash.co.uk/forum/index.php?showtopic=154710&st=135 Post 141, my homemade TWIV, that would explain why I got an above RPI rent rise this year! TWIV have gone the way of burberry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaspers Posted September 6, 2011 Author Share Posted September 6, 2011 They also suggested lowering the price it was marketed at to be fair. I'll post back to report if the advice given is successful! (He was a 'lovely man' by the way, although whether they will hold the same view after broadcast remains to be seen……) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@contradevian Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Calling Erranta to explain the occult value of twigs in a vase! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19 year mortgage 8itch Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 (edited) With his grinning idiot demeanour, 'unique' voice/speech and a bankruptcy in the bag he would make perfect fodder for a Harry Enfield send-up. Phil and Kirsty, mr and mrs nice but dim Edited September 6, 2011 by daiking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erranta Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 (edited) I'm beginning to think erranta and oracle are on to something and the whole housing/ponzi/banker/bubble has some sort of black magic/Wicca undertones. Sufi orders, or tariqat, found in many parts of Central Asia, including Afghanistan, use a number of techniques for inducing hal, " ecstasy," and fana-fil-haq, " mystical union with the divine." These techniques most frequently, zikir, the repetition of 'mystical formulae' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Apply that to Masonic higher degrees and City 'Quants' - (out-of-control Kings of the City!) getting ecstatic thru their formulae on their quid quests gets them evily guided as the djinnds take over their minds. No wonder they commit so many atrocities and large-scale theft against the Population in general! QT = 'Quant Trances' when they are up to their worst - 'Fab' Fabrice etc HAL-IFAX - HBOS THE worst offender outed after banking system collapsed = Masonic 'Sufi' Bankers Edited September 6, 2011 by erranta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John The Pessimist Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Sufi orders, or tariqat, found in many parts of Central Asia, including Afghanistan, use a number of techniques for inducing hal, " ecstasy," and fana-fil-haq, " mystical union with the divine." These techniques most frequently, zikir, the repetition of 'mystical formulae' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Apply that to Masonic higher degrees and City 'Quants' - (out-of-control Kings of the City!) getting ecstatic thru their formulae on their quid quests gets them evily guided as the djinnds take over their minds. No wonder they commit so many atrocities and large-scale theft against the Population in general! QT = 'Quant Trances' when they are up to their worst - 'Fab' Fabrice etc HAL-IFAX - HBOS THE worst offender outed after banking system collapsed = Masonic 'Sufi' Bankers I read that, and for the first time ever, one of Erranta's posts made some sort of sense to me. I think I need to go off-line for a couple of months........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erranta Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 (edited) I read that, and for the first time ever, one of Erranta's posts made some sort of sense to me. I think I need to go off-line for a couple of months........... KIR-sty - zi-kir = 'repeats' formulae (on TV) LxL LxLxLoc - ation L. locus "place" (see locus) on model of L. vocativus "vocative," from vocatus, pp. of vocare "to call, summon." (djinns) (occult or witchcraft = saying things thrice LxLxL Holy,Holy, Holy,) Spencer (as in Phili-stine) was a famous Sufi-Afghan-Shaman anthropologist who studied it all & wrote books! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Moloch Canaanite god said to have been propitiated by sacrificing children (Lev. xviii.21), 1661, from L., from Gk. Molokh, from Heb. molekh, from melekh "king," altered by the Jews with the vowel points from basheth "shame."Garter nits "Shame on ____________" mel_ekh "king," MEL-ROSE = King Brucie 1661 66 with two pillars on either side Ja - Bo that should be in the PORCH of a Temple (Ja-lala-bad) Edited September 6, 2011 by erranta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oktup Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Following Terribad's excellent suggestion of a HPC version of Rock Paper Scissors... (attached or http://imgur.com/O3D0S) Extra rule: Immediately following a game, the loser can call a 'black day' by repeating three times (eg) "Black Friday, Black Friday, Black Friday". In this case, both players are now deemed to have lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@contradevian Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 I read that, and for the first time ever, one of Erranta's posts made some sort of sense to me. I think I need to go off-line for a couple of months........... I'm sure the MPC consult Erranta. It would explain a lot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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