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Even though I'm fairly old, I like to make an attempt to keep up with pop culture.

I read the Sun, Daily Mail etc. I know where Brad Pitt is and who's just dumped who.

But I do have one issue.

Jedward.

I just don't get it. Is it like people are taking the piss out of them ?

I am genuinely confused about this so please help me out.

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GOOD I'M VERY PLEASED ABOUT THAT.

IT'S BEEN A BIT NIPPY HASN'T IT

You silly sod! :lol::blink:

I'm not blind you know!! I can't hear large fonts! ;)

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Ok, let's hope dispatches haven't been on the case, don't want you old fellas catching MRSA

I think if any of these modern bacteria thingys invaded my decrepit body I'd be hit by a lawsuit and have an RSPCA officer around in seconds.

Edit : Anyway gotta go now - time for the horlicks.

In guess the Jeward mystery will have to remain unresolved.

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I think if any of these modern bacteria thingys invaded my decrepit body I'd be hit by a lawsuit and have an RSPCA officer around in seconds.

Edit : Anyway gotta go now - time for the horlicks.

In guess the Jeward mystery will have to remain unresolved.

I'll sum up the jedward mystery as succinctly as I can:

Iq's have dropped significantly since they changed 4 tv channels to 40.

God help us all.

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I'll sum up the jedward mystery as succinctly as I can:

Iq's have dropped significantly since they changed 4 tv channels to 40.

God help us all.

Thank you. I can now go to sleep safe in the knowledge that another of the worlds mysteries has been revealed to me.

Next up came in a spam email today :

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The 80-year-old Don Juan has revealed his secret of potency!

Don t walk with tail between your legs. Erectile dysfunction requires treatment!

Do you know how to prevent erectile dysfunction? Get ready!

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What the hell was the guy taking ?

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Thank you. I can now go to sleep safe in the knowledge that another of the worlds mysteries has been revealed to me.

Next up came in a spam email today :

--

The 80-year-old Don Juan has revealed his secret of potency!

Don t walk with tail between your legs. Erectile dysfunction requires treatment!

Do you know how to prevent erectile dysfunction? Get ready!

--

What the hell was the guy taking ?

A pill that swapped his grammar skills for sexual prowess?

Jedward's future career no doubt.

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Thank you. I can now go to sleep safe in the knowledge that another of the worlds mysteries has been revealed to me.

Next up came in a spam email today :

--

The 80-year-old Don Juan has revealed his secret of potency!

I'm sorry but if that advert came from Jamaica, I might be tempted by those "***** pills" , but China ? :huh:

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Even though I'm fairly old, I like to make an attempt to keep up with pop culture.

I read the Sun, Daily Mail etc. I know where Brad Pitt is and who's just dumped who.

But I do have one issue.

Jedward.

I just don't get it. Is it like people are taking the piss out of them ?

I am genuinely confused about this so please help me out.

everything has been done before, so i guess they are not allowed to to try to be different even if they are not . it least they are trying ;)

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I knew I was getting on when someone on here asked who peoples' role models were when growing up, and I said Bruno Brookes. In response someone then posted "for the benefit of our younger audience" and explained who he was :):)

One of my friends once said "You know when you're getting old when you look at a garden and think 'That's a nice garden'"

Or, when you note how much a kitchen costs in B & Q.

Anyway, I don't really "get" Jedward, no.

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Even though I'm fairly old, I like to make an attempt to keep up with pop culture.

I read the Sun, Daily Mail etc. I know where Brad Pitt is and who's just dumped who.

But I do have one issue.

Jedward.

I just don't get it. Is it like people are taking the piss out of them ?

I am genuinely confused about this so please help me out.

With hair like theirs, it's just occurred to me that once their pop career dies they could probably do rather well as EAs.

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