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Wherever I Lay My Tat

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By the look of that price

I can tell you're gonna cry

Is it over 160 ?

If it is, wait two years

For its not worth it, you'll see.

For I'm the type of tenant who is always on the phone

Wherever I lay my tat, that's my home

I'm telling you that's my home

You had a glass vase

Did you break it by chance, over me

If it's so I'd like for you to know that deposits not worth it, you see

For I'm the type of boy who is always on the foam, mmm

Wherever I lay my tat, that's my home

Mm, that's my phone

Oh, you keep ringing me, you keep texting me I'm your maynard

What do I have to do to make you understand that

For I'm the type of guy who gives a flat the eye, everybody knows

But I rent them and I leave them

Break their furniture and deceive them everywhere I go

Don't you know that I'm the type of man who is always on the special brew foam

Wherever I leave my tat, that's my home

Wherever I feed my cat, oh oh, that's my can of foam, mmm yeah

That's my phone

And I like it that way.

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Very good, kinda looses it towards the end but 7/10 for effort.

Should have gone with "I'm gunna tear your play house down, pretty soon" or "Livin' in the land of the common people".

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Very good, kinda looses it towards the end but 7/10 for effort.

Should have gone with "I'm gunna tear your play house down, pretty soon" or "Livin' in the land of the common people".

Or, 'living in a cardboard box', by Living in a cardboard box. Or maybe, 'Money is too tight to mention'

by simply red. Yes, the eightees was a notable era for popular music.

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  • 302 Brexit, House prices and Summer 2020

    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


      • down 5% +
      • down 2.5%
      • Even
      • up 2.5%
      • up 5%



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