exiges Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Help my house is falling down.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfk Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Walked into the house and just new I had to have it ... dozy **** is a shop-fitter thought he could do it all ... any sign of a full structural survey?? paid £270k for it MUGS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Miyagi Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 How can a shop fitter afford a £270k house? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leicestersq Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 How can a shop fitter afford a £270k house? Quick Captain SMI, another fool needs saving! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exiges Posted June 9, 2011 Author Share Posted June 9, 2011 I had to have it Stupid cow. It's a shame they're not being allowed to sit in their own stupidity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfk Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 thick tw@ts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Miyagi Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Quick Captain SMI, another fool needs saving! Sorry I should have known Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfk Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 I can't stand them. He's a moron She's a dopey cow who looks about 5-8 yrs older than him ... thought they could just buy (debt) a large house .... how the f*ck did they afford £270k??? ... morons like this should just go to the wall... why the f*ck should I bail them out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
200p Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Great show. That house will need £40K easily to put right. Did they not have a survey done on it when they bought it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 thick tw@ts I've been watching for 30 seconds and I already want to stab everyone with the sharpened clue stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfk Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Great show. That house will need £40K easily to put right. Did they not have a survey done on it when they bought it? This is what I'm screaming in my head .... spend £270k on house .... £800 on full structural ... F*CKING MORONS - LET THEM DROWN IN THEIR OWN SH!T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exiges Posted June 9, 2011 Author Share Posted June 9, 2011 Honestly, how on earth did they not spot those massive gaps in the wall ? That said, I bet the people selling the house couldn't believe their luck when that stupid bint turned up and "had to have it". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@contradevian Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 This looks like Embarrassing Fat Bodies but for houses. For a national shaming, the reward will be a bail out from C4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfk Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 it's great isn't it? ... explanation of f*cked up drains ... utter utter f*ckwits ... no wonder the country is f*cked with dipsh1ts like this shopfitter? he looks brain dead ... and her orange face is distressing me too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
200p Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Bar the car crash theme of the show. It is interesting to see the detective work involved, and in a way it is educational. So much better than pure property porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Bar the car crash theme of the show. It is interesting to see the detective work involved, and in a way it is educational. So much better than pure property porn. That drains thing was quite interesting actually. If I ever have a house I will have a man check the drains every year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exiges Posted June 9, 2011 Author Share Posted June 9, 2011 I can't believe she's still miserable despite having Beany and Channel 4 on the case.. "We're not living the dream".. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@contradevian Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Bar the car crash theme of the show. It is interesting to see the detective work involved, and in a way it is educational. So much better than pure property porn. Its nothing more than a lame informercial. Jeremy Isaacs would be spinning (if he was dead). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Game_Over Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 it's great isn't it? ... explanation of f*cked up drains ... utter utter f*ckwits ... no wonder the country is f*cked with dipsh1ts like this shopfitter? he looks brain dead ... and her orange face is distressing me too much. I like the cut of your jib! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfk Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 I can't believe she's still miserable despite having Beany and Channel 4 on the case.. "We're not living the dream".. because she's got less to spend on her horrendous "living the dream clothes" and orange tanga face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exiges Posted June 9, 2011 Author Share Posted June 9, 2011 (edited) Brilliant, now the roof is fooked. Amusing to see how excited the roof expert was.. "It's fantastic !! I have never seen anything like this in my life" Edited June 9, 2011 by exiges Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
200p Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 I should have been a structural surveyor..... so much fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exiges Posted June 9, 2011 Author Share Posted June 9, 2011 Damn, why did there have to be a cheap solution ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
200p Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 So how much do shop fitters get paid these days? £30-50K? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
200p Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 £30K, well there you go total spend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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