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Bar car nar gar far. Gah.

Fubar.

Har har har.

That's enough shite car puns - Ed.

War?

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Bar car nar gar far. Gah.

Fubar.

Har har har.

That's enough shite car puns - Ed.

War?

The two faces of Obama

"There is no closer ally for the US in the world than the UK. We are in absolute alignment with the British on a range of core international security interests and, of course, our deeply shared set of values that have tied us together for many decades."

This is after Obama whipped up the USA red necks with anti-BP/British crap all over their Websites and newspapers - till they found out the main companies at fault for the oil blow out, safety valve and rig collapse were all American owned!

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Apparently the doors weigh the same as the ones on a 747.

The grounding issue is a design flaw. I imagine that the beast will be retired within the year and a new Mk II. beast will be born - with more clearance.

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With a 100mph Hurricane preceding him - the 'Pres' blows in . . . . . .

Earlier, the presidential Cadillac, nicknamed "the Beast" for its bomb-proof features, failed to make it out of the US embassy in Dublin after getting stuck on a ramp.

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Ah the car which thinks it's a Tank.... About as much use as a holed water tank.

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Apparently the doors weigh the same as the ones on a 747.

The grounding issue is a design flaw. I imagine that the beast will be retired within the year and a new Mk II. beast will be born - with more clearance.

Obviously the problem with a limo is the wheelbase is too long to make it over those un-american 'sidewalk' inclines. Shorten the wheelbase, then you get approach and departure angle problems.

Only solution is one of these. Im sure they could paint it black and stick a load of chrome cadillac tat on it.

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I hope Cameron takes Obama for a proper British burger at Wimpy or, for a traditional British lunch on the go, at Greggs - Obama will never believe how many sausage rolls a single British pound will buy.

They should have put air suspension on the spec list for that limo.

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  • 312 Brexit, House prices and Summer 2020

    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


      • down 5% +
      • down 2.5%
      • Even
      • up 2.5%
      • up 5%



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