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Budding Photographer Tries To Sell House

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Why is everything warped out of shape?

The rooms are very narrow in that house....would you be able to walk around the single bed...the house of halls with no rooms. ;)

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Good effort but ... no twigs. It'll never sell.

For £350k they'll only throw in a copper kettle and a slightly suspect Lute.

If you want twigs that's an extra £200k of anyone's money..

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For £350k they'll only throw in a copper kettle and a slightly suspect Lute.

Ah, seen this tactic before : a rather crass attempt to bag an offer from one time Police frontman Gordon Sumner, aka Sting. True the guy is genuinely minted and can't resist a lute, but my understanding is Trudie, his other half, hates magnolia. School boy error.

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Everythings white....most odd.

I don't like people who are into white. They always turn out to be germ obsessed, neurotic and have something to hide.

It's far healthier to dwell in those dark, germ ridden, dirty little places that smell a little. It stimulates the immune system.

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For £350k they'll only throw in a copper kettle and a slightly suspect Lute.

If you want twigs that's an extra £200k of anyone's money..

I really object to the offensive language you use in your posts ! How dare you call it a lute, when it is obbviously a Neapolitan flatback mandolin !

The action on it doesn't look too healthy, either ...

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I really object to the offensive language you use in your posts ! How dare you call it a lute, when it is obbviously a Neapolitan flatback mandolin !

The action on it doesn't look too healthy, either ...

ahh - wrong 18th century plucked instrument on the wall - that'll be why it hasn't sold

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