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Lesson 1 - How To Present Your House For Sale

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For Goodness sake don't mention that the place is falling down, hopefully they won't notice :blink:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-33888476.html

£250,000!

Unbelievable. At a guess, I'd assume the previous occupant is now either dead or in care - so who is asking this price? Greedy relative, greedy bank, greedy council, greedy EA?

Oh well, I'm sure some Russian billionaire will snap it up.

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Looking from google sat view the garden is overgrown even then. Thats at least two years form the shot I suppose. It seems like a long battle on ownership and now get big money for complete ruin.

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For Goodness sake don't mention that the place is falling down, hopefully they won't notice :blink:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-33888476.html

£250,000!

Yeah, but so worth it for those stairs, the bathroom wallpaper, and the jungle out back.

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For Goodness sake don't mention that the place is falling down, hopefully they won't notice :blink:

It's not "falling down", it just requires "complete modernisation". ;)

BTW, isn't Poole supposed to be a chav town?

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The stupid thing is that they've re-listed this house after it didn't sell the first time, and they've taken the exact same approach (there was a post on this house last year, if I remember correctly).

They couldn't spend £200 to have someone come in and clear the garden, but they're expecting someone to pay £250,000 for this heap.

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My first thought is, someone used to live in and love that house, what a shame. Now somone wants £1/4m to even allow someone else to start to fix it or just smash it down and build another "architect designed" horror.

This coutry's property disease will take some curing!

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Looking around to see what you can get for £250k in Poole, I found this gem. So funny on so many levels!

The breathy, over excited EA drivel is pure comedy gold.

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Looking around to see what you can get for £250k in Poole, I found this gem. So funny on so many levels!

The breathy, over excited EA drivel is pure comedy gold.

:lol::lol::lol:

That's got 'scam' written all over it! Especially the bit about buying the bulk deal, keeping the best 10 and then selling the rest as a bulk deal...

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