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Guido Fawke’S Celebrity Super-Injunction Advice

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I once paid a hooker to stick a dildo up my ****. Where are my front page news stories !!

I must be doing something wrong. Ah. Failure.

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What about if you can get it done as a freebie?

Is that OK?

I struggle with 21st century morality TBH

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Was guido just using this as an example of how to avoid such a scenario appearing on the front page, or did someone famous actually pay a hooker to push a dildo up his bum?

If so, who was it? Was it Gordon?

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Was guido just using this as an example of how to avoid such a scenario appearing on the front page, or did someone famous actually pay a hooker to push a dildo up his bum?

If so, who was it? Was it Gordon?

We're not supposed to know and if we do know we are not allowed to tell you.

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To Reck B: I can tell you that it definitely wasnt ryan giggs, fred goodwin or gordon ramsay

(i think)

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Ok genuine question, although I suspect I know the answer.

Is a dildo or finger up the **** worth paying/asking for?

If your female GP's quite hot, pop down there and get it for free.

*IMPORTANT* be careful to ensure you request this service under the code of 'prostate exam' and although the service is free never, never offer to leave a tip.

That's my money saving advice for the thrifty HPCer

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If your female GP's quite hot, pop down there and get it for free.

*IMPORTANT* be careful to ensure you request this service under the code of 'prostate exam' and although the service is free never, never offer to leave a tip.

That's my money saving advice for the thrifty HPCer

Should the saucy GP oblige, would it be impolite to leave a 'deposit' ;)

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