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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1381179/Internet-sex-study-reveals-people-really-want.html

Youth (13.5 per cent)

Gay (4.7 per cent)

MILFs (4.3 per cent)

Breasts (4 per cent)

Cheating wives (3.4 per cent)

Vaginas (2.8 per cent)

Penises (2.4 per cent)

(Blocked out in the book)

Butts (0.9 per cent)

Cheerleaders (0.1 per cent)

I'm not overly convinced by this 10 top, but what the hell is 8 that it's so rude it can't be published or is it the fact the act is illegal?

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I'm not overly convinced by this 10 top, but what the hell is 8 that it's so rude it can't be published or is it the fact the act is illegal?

Goatse?

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/Sai_Gaddam/sex-study-internet-search-terms_n_854034_85858243.html

“The list was misquoted from our book. BUTTS is actually the 21st most popular search, and CHEERLEADE­RS are the 79th most popular search. What she describes as "Blocked out in the book" was actually an intentiona­l whitespace break used to indicate that there was a nonconsecu­tive jump in the ranking--f­rom #7 to #21.”

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Vaginas?! In all my years of accessing online porn, i have not once googled "vagina"

It's 10.30pm, the other half has been in bed for a good 20 minutes, the house is quiet, you feel a twitching in your loins so decide to look for some filthy porn online and crack one off before bedtime. Hmmmm, what do I fancy tonight? what search term could get me terrabytes of nubiles I so crave? I know, I'll try "Vaginas" yes that'll work. i don't want to see anything else other than Vaginas please, I will then search for "Stills and moving images of Vaginas"

cooooor look at that vagina ! It's a beaut!

PS, what a horrible word - vagina, the more I type it, the more I cringe. Vagina. :unsure:

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'Amateurs' just about sums up those searchers.

I remember seeing the words used on my computer after my 6 year old nephew had attempted a search whilst I was in the garden.

Nakid ladies was one search term I recall :lol:

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When you are 10 that is what you search for. You probably didn't have Google when you were 10.

No, we had Grattan catalogues and dirty (in both senses of the word) mags found in hedges and railway sidings. I still recall the thrill of seeing mags in hedges and the despair at finding out they were only copies of TV Times or Women's Realm or something.

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No, we had Grattan catalogues and dirty (in both senses of the word) mags found in hedges and railway sidings. I still recall the thrill of seeing mags in hedges and the despair at finding out they were only copies of TV Times or Women's Realm or something.

Yup, and in those days, idiot survey researchers didn't have access to enough data about what you were doing, therefore could not publish idiot survey research.

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Yup, and in those days, idiot survey researchers didn't have access to enough data about what you were doing, therefore could not publish idiot survey research.

Pornography usage survey, 1983.

Q1. What pornography do you like to 'relax' with? (tick any of the following)

Grattan catalogue

Teenage biology textbook entitled 'How Your Body Changes'

Yellowing collection of Page Three cut outs

Some empty beer cans with pics of semi-naked women on them

A Betamax copy of 'Carry On Emmanuele' showing Kenneth Williams partially nude

Q2. Where did you obtain your porn? (tick any of the following)

From a newsagent's top shelf while he wasn't looking

From an older boy at school who charged 10p a look

From a railway siding/hedge/canal (delete as applicable)

From a box in the shed of your father//older brother/'uncle'

Etc

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No, we had Grattan catalogues and dirty (in both senses of the word) mags found in hedges and railway sidings. I still recall the thrill of seeing mags in hedges and the despair at finding out they were only copies of TV Times or Women's Realm or something.

I made a packet as a 13 year old ordering a load of copies of parade (then it was 4 mags for a fiver deals) and other David Sullivan titles and having them sent to my grans house when she was on holiday for a month. I had the keys cos because like a good grandson I was watering her plants.

Anyway sold most of them on at a 400% mark up B)

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I made a packet as a 13 year old ordering a load of copies of parade (then it was 4 mags for a fiver deals) and other David Sullivan titles and having them sent to my grans house when she was on holiday for a month. I had the keys cos because like a good grandson I was watering her plants.

Anyway sold most of them on at a 400% mark up B)

You are Paul Raymond, and I claim my £5

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I made a packet as a 13 year old ordering a load of copies of parade (then it was 4 mags for a fiver deals) and other David Sullivan titles and having them sent to my grans house when she was on holiday for a month. I had the keys cos because like a good grandson I was watering her plants.

Anyway sold most of them on at a 400% mark up B)

Running the risk of them arriving late and your gran ending up reading them?

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Running the risk of them arriving late and your gran ending up reading them?

She was plagued with junk mail for the next 5 years....

Cleverly I had ordered the mags under another name so never fell under suspicion :lol:

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I'd imagine Gran might have surprised you.

Every generation thinks it has discovered/invented sex, after all.

Love the avatar, Contractor, and so right for this thread. What do you have to google to find that gif, btw? Not that I have a thing about muppets, you understand.

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She was plagued with junk mail for the next 5 years....

Cleverly I had ordered the mags under another name so never fell under suspicion :lol:

I bet she had some amusing chats with her friends over the junk mail.

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