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The First Zombie Proof House

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After the wall to wall 12" reinforced concrete, the roller shutter that covers the front is a bit disappointing.

I reckon a zombie could chew through that in perhaps 5 or 6 minutes..

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After the wall to wall 12" reinforced concrete, the roller shutter that covers the front is a bit disappointing.

I reckon a zombie could chew through that in perhaps 5 or 6 minutes..

I agree. A seriously weak point there. What it needs is a gate like the one installed at Mordor.

Still, I love that.

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It's actually a fantastic looking house - reminds me of one from Grand Designs though this one is a lot bigger (and Zombie proof, of course).

That roller shutter is definitely a weak point as others have noted - unless it's stronger than it looks.

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The zombies would crowd outside the wall and as some fell over create a stepping stone for other zombies to climb over the wall. Then crowds of zombies would be watching you through all those ground level windows.

I'd prefer a sybarite tree house

http://listphobia.com/2009/06/07/10-most-unusual-and-futuristic-tree-houses/

nah the watchtower always find a way...

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what, no flamethrowers?

Flamethrowers? Against zombies? Are you insane? Haven't you read the Zombie Survival Guide?

When the undead hordes attack, just stay away from me and my family, schmuck.

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Wouldnt want to be stuck in that house during a power cut with no way out though!!! :lol:

Maybe there is a hatch in the roof you can open from outside.

The other option is to buy a nuclear sub from a nation who wants to make large cuts.

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Flamethrowers? Against zombies? Are you insane? Haven't you read the Zombie Survival Guide?

When the undead hordes attack, just stay away from me and my family, schmuck.

der.....

you don't want all the survivors running away storming your gaff do you.

Flamethrowers please.

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Zombies will find away in - you cannot stop them.

Jesus was a Zombie. He came back to life and walked around with arms out straight. (Although all the pictures of him show arms bent and hands together).

But there's no getting away from the facts, he was a Zombie, and he has got into your life, one way or another. :o

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Zombies will find away in - you cannot stop them.

Jesus was a Zombie. He came back to life and walked around with arms out straight. (Although all the pictures of him show arms bent and hands together).

But there's no getting away from the facts, he was a Zombie, and he has got into your life, one way or another. :o

Brilliant

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