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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/french-in-uproar-over-oral-sex-antismoking-posters-1908559.html

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/french-in-uproar-over-oral-sex-antismoking-posters-1908559.html?action=Gallery

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A campaign to discourage young people from smoking shows male and female teenagers kneeling in front of a man, as if being forced to have oral sex. A cigarette takes the place of the man's sexual organ. The caption reads: "Smoking is to be a slave to tobacco."

Surely they'd be better pointing out that smoking can cause impotence meaning this is the closest you'll get to oral sex?

Although it does look like a porn film where the young star is doing her first screen test with the older over weight man.

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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/french-in-uproar-over-oral-sex-antismoking-posters-1908559.html

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/french-in-uproar-over-oral-sex-antismoking-posters-1908559.html?action=Gallery

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Surely they'd be better pointing out that smoking can cause impotence meaning this is the closest you'll get to oral sex?

Although it does look like a porn film where the young star is doing her first screen test with the older over weight man.

smoke my skinned cigar

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Whatever you might think about the strategy, imho, it's gonna work.

Yes, millions of teenage boys are going to light up thinking they'll get a BJ.

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Yes, millions of teenage boys are going to light up thinking they'll get a BJ.

.... and of course they will end up rolling their own :D

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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/french-in-uproar-over-oral-sex-antismoking-posters-1908559.html

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/french-in-uproar-over-oral-sex-antismoking-posters-1908559.html?action=Gallery

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Surely they'd be better pointing out that smoking can cause impotence meaning this is the closest you'll get to oral sex?

Although it does look like a porn film where the young star is doing her first screen test with the older over weight man.

Obviously designed by someone with very small equipment.

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Looks like she is thinking, 'lose some weight fatty' or, 'will this really get me the job'?

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Funny the French. Strange folk.

Look at their films. Some of the sexual things covered in them would make me blush. Lesbian incest, all kinds of sado masochism or group sex.

What was that Gerald Depardieu film where he goes on holiday with his young daughter and they end up pretending to be lovers? Think Hollywood remade it.

These ads seem tame by comparission.

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Funny the French. Strange folk.

Look at their films. Some of the sexual things covered in them would make me blush. Lesbian incest, all kinds of sado masochism or group sex.

What was that Gerald Depardieu film where he goes on holiday with his young daughter and they end up pretending to be lovers? Think Hollywood remade it.

These ads seem tame by comparission.

Maybe the outcry has nothing to do with the sexual subtext. Perhaps the French are just cross because someone suggests they shouldn't smoke.

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Perhaps the French are just cross because someone suggests they shouldn't smoke.

The manufacturers of Gauloises and Gitanes could always do a spoof version, in which the girl appears to be enjoying it.

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Yes, millions of gay submissive teenage boys (approximately no more than 1 in every school?) are going to light up thinking they'll get give a BJ to a middle aged businessman.

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A campaign to discourage young people from smoking shows male and female teenagers kneeling in front of a man

like I say, it'll work

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What was that Gerald Depardieu film where he goes on holiday with his young daughter and they end up pretending to be lovers? Think Hollywood remade it.

that's the one where he's a musician and treats the diners in the hotel restaurant to "thank heaven for little girls". Comedy gold or what? :D

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that's the one where he's a musician and treats the diners in the hotel restaurant to "thank heaven for little girls". Comedy gold or what? :D

I have seen that US version. Pretty funny - for a Channel 5 afternoon favourite. Hot young bird in it - although I have just checked and she was apparently 16 when released - so probably 15 when filmed. :lol:

Some rather risque bits in it considering ?! I seem to remember a bit with her in some thong by the pool. :ph34r:

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Maybe the outcry has nothing to do with the sexual subtext. Perhaps the French are just cross because someone suggests they shouldn't smoke.

Didn't someone like Merryl Linch Citigroup have a study in the papers about smoking, France was the only country where it would increase by 2050 or something.

Everywhere else it would be extinct.

Maybe it's their advertising or the French themselves.

Edit: found it

http://ftalphaville.ft.com/blog/2011/01/07/452111/

"In every single one of the other markets where the OECD publishes consistent data going back to 1970, the incidence of smoking has been declining since the data begin, effectively in a straight line (see Figure 20 and Figure 21) [above, click to enlarge]. The one exception is France, but even here, there has been a fairly linear decline since 1987, although the decline is much more gradual than in the other countries listed…"

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French birds still manage to look hot when smoking. No idea how.

And they are generally a much healthier nation than us - and they eat a shitload of full fat and smoke like chimneys. I think our health experts are keeping something from us.

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French birds still manage to look hot when smoking. No idea how.

And they are generally a much healthier nation than us - and they eat a shitload of full fat and smoke like chimneys. I think our health experts are keeping something from us.

I was speaking to a French girl recently and she said that the French are generally very hung-up about weight and appearance. Infact, she said, a lot don't drink excessively or really let go and enjoy themselves because they are too worried what they look like. Not sure if that is really a great improvement from beer-belching Britain.

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I was speaking to a French girl recently and she said that the French are generally very hung-up about weight and appearance. Infact, she said, a lot don't drink excessively or really let go and enjoy themselves because they are too worried what they look like. Not sure if that is really a great improvement from beer-belching Britain.

That's a very complex take on the fact the french are all fags and smell bad :o

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