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Dr Bubb (With apologies to Lewis Carrol)

"You are old,Dr Bubb," said the youth to the sage

"And an expert on property prices.

Yet you post on this website with guys half your age.

Is this part of your middle-age crisis?"

"In my youth" said the Doc, "I created my wealth

On the Stock Market over the pond.

I'm not here for my mental or financial health'

I'm here for a tasty young blonde"

"You are old," said the youth "and a wizard at maths

And your theories are seldom amiss,

Yet you back up your writings with figures and graphs.

Pray how do you find time for this?"

Said the Doc "You misjudge me,young man,in your haste.

Such labours would take me forever.

I raid other websites with copy and paste,

And it makes me look frightfully clever"

"You are old" said the youth "and your postings are many

On equities,cycles and bubbles.

Yet you pass on your wisdom,not charging a penny.

Pray,what do you get for your troubles?"

"In my youth" said the Doc "I studied the Fed

And argued each point with my wife.

The superior feeling that went to my head

Has lasted the rest of my life."

"Dr Bubb," said the youth "I'm a big fan of Gold,

And hopeful that you'll rubberstamp it.

To dispel my worries I'd like to be told

Why do you continually ramp it?"

"In my youth" said the Doc "Gold Stocks were a dog,

So I urged all my friends to ignore 'em.

Now I've got some Gold Sovereigns I'm trying to flog.

Shut up,or you're banned from this forum!!"

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There was an old man named Bubb

Who liked to keep gold in a tub

Then house prices crashed

The bulls were trashed

He spent the rest of his life in the pub

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There was an old man named Bubb

Who liked to keep gold in a tub

Then house prices crashed

The bulls were trashed

He spent the rest of his life in the pub

:lol::lol::lol:

There was a man called right_freds_dead

Who failed to get girls into bed

It seems such a pity

He's really quite pretty

When viewed through six inches of lead.

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There was a man called right_freds_dead

Who failed to get girls into bed

It seems such a pity

He's really quite pretty

When viewed through six inches of lead.

there was an old poster called mutley

who like to eat butt laced with chutney

his girlfriend once said, i prefer right_freds_dead

coz hes hung like a horse and not ugly

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there was an old poster called mutley

who like to eat butt laced with chutney

his girlfriend once said, i prefer right_freds_dead

coz hes hung like a horse and not ugly

:lol::lol::lol:

Butt laced with chutney??!! :lol:

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  • 301 Brexit, House prices and Summer 2020

    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


      • down 5% +
      • down 2.5%
      • Even
      • up 2.5%
      • up 5%



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