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Sorry, not a house price crack, but how about:

As 'Last of the summer wine' hold their latest auditions, Alistair Darling faces tough competition from Gordon Brown for the role of Nora Batty.

But here's a house price crack:

Alistair Darling and Gordon Brown are captivated as they are shown the raw materials for the latest £60,000 environmentally friendly house. The cow dung and straw starter house is due to be released early next year and is widely expected to be the saving grace for the current housing crisis amongst first time buyers.

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Guest consa
Is there a prize? I can't see one. Are the Daily Mail getting tight?

Yep it's a free lunch with GB.

:lol::lol:

Not really, I could tell you were getting excited though :lol:

Nope can't see any prizes either.

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Guest consa

just did another one to google "predictions for UK House Prices"

Guess who is #1 :lol::lol:

Changed name and area :lol:

Edited by consa

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I've sent em mine

Gordon’s biggest nightmare came to pass, he is present at the inauguration of the “Tony and Mandy” cloning facility :D

And this

Gordon realizes it was one of his least intuitive decisions agreeing to be present at the New Labour autopsy

sent that in the wifes name.

and this one in the Grandsons name

It is at this point Gordon realizes both Tony and George could well survive the operation designed to separate them at the hip

Edited by Catch22

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I bet they do!

So do I... they have printed both of mine

When you said you'll contact me, I wasn't expecting this!

and under an assumed name;

Alistair, can you remind me to stop off in the factory shop on the way out please. I want to see if I can pick up a new crystal ball, because my predictions seem to be way out from everyone else’s.

:D

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mine was

Gordons saying "Are you sure you took that fuse out of the fan. Coz things are starting to hit it!!"

:lol:

Edited by teddyboy

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Guest Charlie The Tramp

Well I re-submitted it with a new location and they then published it.

No sense of humour their moderators. :(

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    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


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