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Bob Loblaw

Austerity Jokes?

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Heard this from a friend last night:

A banker, a Daily Mail reader, and a benefits claimant are sitting at a table sharing a plate of 12 biscuits.

The banker takes 11 of them and says to the Daily Mail reader "Watch out for the benefits claimant - he wants your biscuit"

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Heard this from a friend last night:

A banker, a Daily Mail reader, and a benefits claimant are sitting at a table sharing a plate of 12 biscuits.

The banker takes 11 of them and says to the Daily Mail reader "Watch out for the benefits claimant - he wants your biscuit"

Made me laugh.

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Heard this from a friend last night:

A banker, a Daily Mail reader, and a benefits claimant are sitting at a table sharing a plate of 12 biscuits.

The banker takes 11 of them and says to the Daily Mail reader "Watch out for the benefits claimant - he wants your biscuit"

Brilliant, sums up the mentality of where we are currently at nicely.

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Heard this from a friend last night:

A banker, a Daily Mail reader, and a benefits claimant are sitting at a table sharing a plate of 12 biscuits.

The banker takes 11 of them and says to the Daily Mail reader "Watch out for the benefits claimant - he wants your biscuit"

Brilliant!

:lol::lol::lol:

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did you hear about the Austerity?

nope...when is it happening?

sorry....didnt realise this wasnt a joke.

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Heard this from a friend last night:

A banker, a Daily Mail reader, and a benefits claimant are sitting at a table sharing a plate of 12 biscuits.

The banker takes 11 of them and says to the Daily Mail reader "Watch out for the benefits claimant - he wants your biscuit"

:lol::lol::lol:

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Heard this from a friend last night:

A banker, a Daily Mail reader, and a benefits claimant are sitting at a table sharing a plate of 12 biscuits.

The banker takes 11 of them and says to the Daily Mail reader "Watch out for the benefits claimant - he wants your biscuit"

Wonderful...

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Heard this from a friend last night:

A banker, a Daily Mail reader, and a benefits claimant are sitting at a table sharing a plate of 12 biscuits.

The banker takes 11 of them and says to the Daily Mail reader "Watch out for the benefits claimant - he wants your biscuit"

:lol: So true

(Though I'm suprised the banker didn't take out a Super-Injunction to prevent you retelling it)

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  • 276 Brexit, House prices and Summer 2020

    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


      • down 5% +
      • down 2.5%
      • Even
      • up 2.5%
      • up 5%



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