Bob Loblaw Posted March 11, 2011 Report Share Posted March 11, 2011 Heard this from a friend last night: A banker, a Daily Mail reader, and a benefits claimant are sitting at a table sharing a plate of 12 biscuits. The banker takes 11 of them and says to the Daily Mail reader "Watch out for the benefits claimant - he wants your biscuit" Link to post Share on other sites
200p Posted March 11, 2011 Report Share Posted March 11, 2011 I should have got into banking, associates recently received £20K bonuses (commercial banking). Link to post Share on other sites
GordonBrownSpentMyFuture Posted March 11, 2011 Report Share Posted March 11, 2011 Heard this from a friend last night: A banker, a Daily Mail reader, and a benefits claimant are sitting at a table sharing a plate of 12 biscuits. The banker takes 11 of them and says to the Daily Mail reader "Watch out for the benefits claimant - he wants your biscuit" Made me laugh. Link to post Share on other sites
MrFlibble Posted March 11, 2011 Report Share Posted March 11, 2011 Heard this from a friend last night: A banker, a Daily Mail reader, and a benefits claimant are sitting at a table sharing a plate of 12 biscuits. The banker takes 11 of them and says to the Daily Mail reader "Watch out for the benefits claimant - he wants your biscuit" Brilliant, sums up the mentality of where we are currently at nicely. Link to post Share on other sites
silver surfer Posted March 11, 2011 Report Share Posted March 11, 2011 Heard this from a friend last night: A banker, a Daily Mail reader, and a benefits claimant are sitting at a table sharing a plate of 12 biscuits. The banker takes 11 of them and says to the Daily Mail reader "Watch out for the benefits claimant - he wants your biscuit" Brilliant! Link to post Share on other sites
Bloo Loo Posted March 11, 2011 Report Share Posted March 11, 2011 did you hear about the Austerity? nope...when is it happening? sorry....didnt realise this wasnt a joke. Link to post Share on other sites
General Congreve Posted March 11, 2011 Report Share Posted March 11, 2011 did you hear about the Austerity? nope...when is it happening? sorry....didnt realise this wasnt a joke. Link to post Share on other sites
juvenal Posted March 11, 2011 Report Share Posted March 11, 2011 Heard this from a friend last night: A banker, a Daily Mail reader, and a benefits claimant are sitting at a table sharing a plate of 12 biscuits. The banker takes 11 of them and says to the Daily Mail reader "Watch out for the benefits claimant - he wants your biscuit" Link to post Share on other sites
tomandlu Posted March 11, 2011 Report Share Posted March 11, 2011 Heard this from a friend last night: A banker, a Daily Mail reader, and a benefits claimant are sitting at a table sharing a plate of 12 biscuits. The banker takes 11 of them and says to the Daily Mail reader "Watch out for the benefits claimant - he wants your biscuit" Wonderful... Link to post Share on other sites
R K Posted March 11, 2011 Report Share Posted March 11, 2011 Heard this from a friend last night: A banker, a Daily Mail reader, and a benefits claimant are sitting at a table sharing a plate of 12 biscuits. The banker takes 11 of them and says to the Daily Mail reader "Watch out for the benefits claimant - he wants your biscuit" So true (Though I'm suprised the banker didn't take out a Super-Injunction to prevent you retelling it) Link to post Share on other sites
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