Austerity Jokes?

[Bob Loblaw]

Heard this from a friend last night:

A banker, a Daily Mail reader, and a benefits claimant are sitting at a table sharing a plate of 12 biscuits.

The banker takes 11 of them and says to the Daily Mail reader "Watch out for the benefits claimant - he wants your biscuit"

[200p]

I should have got into banking, associates recently received £20K bonuses (commercial banking).

[GordonBrownSpentMyFuture]

Heard this from a friend last night:

A banker, a Daily Mail reader, and a benefits claimant are sitting at a table sharing a plate of 12 biscuits.

The banker takes 11 of them and says to the Daily Mail reader "Watch out for the benefits claimant - he wants your biscuit"

Made me laugh.

[MrFlibble]

Heard this from a friend last night:

A banker, a Daily Mail reader, and a benefits claimant are sitting at a table sharing a plate of 12 biscuits.

The banker takes 11 of them and says to the Daily Mail reader "Watch out for the benefits claimant - he wants your biscuit"

Brilliant, sums up the mentality of where we are currently at nicely.

[silver surfer]

Heard this from a friend last night:

A banker, a Daily Mail reader, and a benefits claimant are sitting at a table sharing a plate of 12 biscuits.

The banker takes 11 of them and says to the Daily Mail reader "Watch out for the benefits claimant - he wants your biscuit"

Brilliant!

[Bloo Loo]

did you hear about the Austerity?

nope...when is it happening?

sorry....didnt realise this wasnt a joke.

[General Congreve]

did you hear about the Austerity?

nope...when is it happening?

sorry....didnt realise this wasnt a joke.

[juvenal]

Heard this from a friend last night:

A banker, a Daily Mail reader, and a benefits claimant are sitting at a table sharing a plate of 12 biscuits.

The banker takes 11 of them and says to the Daily Mail reader "Watch out for the benefits claimant - he wants your biscuit"

[tomandlu]

Heard this from a friend last night:

A banker, a Daily Mail reader, and a benefits claimant are sitting at a table sharing a plate of 12 biscuits.

The banker takes 11 of them and says to the Daily Mail reader "Watch out for the benefits claimant - he wants your biscuit"

Wonderful...

[R K]

Heard this from a friend last night:

A banker, a Daily Mail reader, and a benefits claimant are sitting at a table sharing a plate of 12 biscuits.

The banker takes 11 of them and says to the Daily Mail reader "Watch out for the benefits claimant - he wants your biscuit"

So true

(Though I'm suprised the banker didn't take out a Super-Injunction to prevent you retelling it)