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Anyone want to buy a second-hand fun-sized mars bar?

Was £3.99

Now £3.95!!!!!

Thats only a 1% reduction. The current market in fun-sized mars bars is recording at least 7-10% off the asking price. You'll have this around your neck like a millstone unless you are prepared to drop your price further. Sell it now or you may only get £3 for it in 6months time.

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An Australian went into Fortnum and Masons and asked if they sold fun size mars bars/

"Certainly, sr," said the tailcoated attendant. "That's good," said the

Australian. "I'll have one. How much is it?" "£3.50, sir," replied the

attendant. "£3.50 for one mars bar, you can stick it up...." "Unfortunately,

I'm afraid that will not be possible, sir," replied the attendant, "because

I am already accommodating a lion bar at £6.95."

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"Fun-size" mars bar indeed!

The bl**dy things are tiny and they call this "fun"?!

It'll only be a matter-of-time before the shoeboxes that are named "studio-flats" become known as "fun-sized appartments".

In fact, I am patenting that idea now.


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