sleepless Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1359539/Cheryl-Cole-Reading-I-walked-jobs-I-early-I-got-bored.html Wouldn't mind giving her one though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1359539/Cheryl-Cole-Reading-I-walked-jobs-I-early-I-got-bored.html Wouldn't mind giving her one though. Speechless :angry: And I wouldn't touch her with someone else's greased up with goose fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongeh Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 She looks like a man, a really bad tranny and her eyes are too close together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malthus Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Speechless :angry: And I wouldn't touch her with someone else's greased up with goose fat. I'd be checking the size of "her" hands and adams apple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pent Up Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Cheryl cole is a chav. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bottletop Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Not pretty enough to marry a footballer, so lives a fantasy life subsidised with £1200 a month from her mum When her mum's money runs out they'll both be in trouble. It's only a matter of time... her looks will fade, her dreams will be crushed, and she will look back guiltily on the fact she spent her mum's life savings on tat. Lovverly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedgefunded Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 I'd shag it, no question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Why is she getting benefits when she has walked out of her last job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackgoose Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Cheryl Cole is at least exceptionally good looking as well as being an ok singer. This chav is just a bog standard spoiled slag. The annoying point is that she is being spoilt by us the taxpayer as well as her mum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pent Up Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Not pretty enough to marry a footballer, so lives a fantasy life subsidised with £1200 a month from her mum When her mum's money runs out they'll both be in trouble. It's only a matter of time... her looks will fade, her dreams will be crushed, and she will look back guiltily on the fact she spent her mum's life savings on tat. Lovverly. She'd do well to earn £1200 a month on the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleSteroid Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Yeah nice but...she does not qualify for benefits if her mom gives her 1200 quid a month. It's case for DWP dept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatsam Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Having a mental illness pays well in benefits it seems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libspero Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Yeah nice but...she does not qualify for benefits if her mom gives her 1200 quid a month. It's case for DWP dept. I was just thinking that.. It had better have been cash in hand or the bank details are going to be pretty damning! I'm actually slightly jealous. I'd love to loaf around with my pet doggy while the tax payer and family stump up £2000 a month. Lets face it, if you worked for a living you would have to earn £32k a year before having that kind of take-home. No wonder she can't be arsed with NMW jobs..! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishbone Glover Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 I'd shag it, no question. Yeah, me too. Just the once though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleSteroid Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Yeah, me too. Just the once though. ...it seems fair. Everyone who pays taxes should. She shags them everyday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperduck Quack Quack Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 She's very good looking, she should be able to get a job as a model or as one of those girls who points at features on lawnmowers and microwaves displayed as prizes in TV quiz shows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccc Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 I would give her £50 for a BJ. Long as she was top notch. Only has to do that a couple of times a week to cover the benefits she gets. I think Dave should consider this as part of the benefits reform. Everyone is a winner. I get a gummy, she gets a mouthful plus a wad of cash - and the Government gets an unexpected bonus. Let's do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I want a house! Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Not pretty enough to marry a footballer, so lives a fantasy life subsidised with £1200 a month from her mum When her mum's money runs out they'll both be in trouble. It's only a matter of time... her looks will fade, her dreams will be crushed, and she will look back guiltily on the fact she spent her mum's life savings on tat. Lovverly. Her mom is a moron. They deserve Darwin Awards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateerMk2 Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 She's very good looking, she should be able to get a job as a model or as one of those girls who points at features on lawnmowers and microwaves displayed as prizes in TV quiz shows. Jeez, what kind of Innsmouth-esque backwater do you hail from, man? Average at best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prescience Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Kaycie.................... FFS! Where do these dipsticks get such maniac names? This country has reached the point where people are so dumb and meeja brainwashed they must now invent idiotic names for their brats! No hope I tell ye; no hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longtomsilver Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 She is so fugly not even 10 pints would make her appealing to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHERWICK Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 She is so fugly not even 10 pints would make her appealing to me. Yes, but would you shag her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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