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And I wouldn't touch her with someone else's greased up with goose fat.

I'd be checking the size of "her" hands and adams apple :o

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Not pretty enough to marry a footballer, so lives a fantasy life subsidised with £1200 a month from her mum

When her mum's money runs out they'll both be in trouble.

It's only a matter of time... her looks will fade, her dreams will be crushed, and she will look back guiltily on the fact she spent her mum's life savings on tat.

Lovverly.

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Cheryl Cole is at least exceptionally good looking as well as being an ok singer.

This chav is just a bog standard spoiled slag. The annoying point is that she is being spoilt by us the taxpayer as well as her mum.

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Not pretty enough to marry a footballer, so lives a fantasy life subsidised with £1200 a month from her mum

When her mum's money runs out they'll both be in trouble.

It's only a matter of time... her looks will fade, her dreams will be crushed, and she will look back guiltily on the fact she spent her mum's life savings on tat.

Lovverly.

She'd do well to earn £1200 a month on the game.

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Yeah nice but...she does not qualify for benefits if her mom gives her 1200 quid a month. It's case for DWP dept. :P

I was just thinking that..

It had better have been cash in hand or the bank details are going to be pretty damning!

I'm actually slightly jealous. I'd love to loaf around with my pet doggy while the tax payer and family stump up £2000 a month.

Lets face it, if you worked for a living you would have to earn £32k a year before having that kind of take-home. No wonder she can't be arsed with NMW jobs..!

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I would give her £50 for a BJ. Long as she was top notch. Only has to do that a couple of times a week to cover the benefits she gets. I think Dave should consider this as part of the benefits reform.

Everyone is a winner. I get a gummy, she gets a mouthful plus a wad of cash - and the Government gets an unexpected bonus.

Let's do it.

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Not pretty enough to marry a footballer, so lives a fantasy life subsidised with £1200 a month from her mum

When her mum's money runs out they'll both be in trouble.

It's only a matter of time... her looks will fade, her dreams will be crushed, and she will look back guiltily on the fact she spent her mum's life savings on tat.

Lovverly.

Her mom is a moron. They deserve Darwin Awards.

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She's very good looking, she should be able to get a job as a model or as one of those girls who points at features on lawnmowers and microwaves displayed as prizes in TV quiz shows.

Jeez, what kind of Innsmouth-esque backwater do you hail from, man?

Average at best.

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Kaycie....................

FFS!

:lol:

Where do these dipsticks get such maniac names?

This country has reached the point where people are so dumb and meeja brainwashed they must now invent idiotic names for their brats!

No hope I tell ye; no hope.

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    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


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