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Ea's Poor Use Of Camera Equipment

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http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-32353598.html

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This EA seems to like the "make everything depressing and dark" filter setting on his camera. They even manage to make a conservatory, a room normally flooded by natural light, as moody, unwelcoming and eery as josef fritzl's basement.

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I bet the sellers are delighted by this professional representation of their property. Maybe Thom Yorke will snap it up.

Edited by Reck B

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http://www.rightmove...y-32353598.htmlThis EA seems to like the "make everything depressing and dark" filter setting on his camera. They even manage to make a conservatory, a room normally flooded by natural light, as moody, unwelcoming and eery as josef fritzl's basement.

Nah - I reckon he did a good job. That's just normal for a grotty new build in the UK...

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I find this house unnerves me. Not the quality of photos but the contents of some of the rooms. :unsure:

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WOW! In Pic 1 - is that a heeenormous strap-on on the bed?

WTF are those pink things?? the one on the window sill looks dodgy, but the one on the floor looks like some sort of artificial "pig" with attachments for 5 men and a luck lady??? and its got a polaroid camera balanced on top of it!! and whats that under the curtains? AN UMBRELLA!!!

In pic 3 - 2 trophys beind the toilet - one can only imagine what for and.....

a solitary bar of soap in the middle of the floor!

anything i've missed?

Edited by sbn

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WOW! In Pic 1 - is that a heeenormous strap-on on the bed?

WTF are those pink things?? the one on the window sill looks dodgy, but the one on the floor looks like some sort of artificial "pig" with attachments for 5 men and a luck lady??? and its got a polaroid camera balanced on top of it!! and whats that under the curtains? AN UMBRELLA!!!

In pic 3 - 2 trophys beind the toilet - one can only imagine what for and.....

a solitary bar of soap in the middle of the floor!

anything i've missed?

Thank goodness I am not the only one with such a reaction.

The house is in a nice area and I would consider buying it if it was a good 80K less because I obviously needs to be gutted.

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Love the blurry one.

Saw one on Rightmove the other day where all 9 pics were that blurry... er....can't find it now, doh!

I do like this one though who is attempting to make the competition's board invisible:

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Edited by MC Fur Q

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From a thread in anedotals.

How do you get that effect - I know you can get the corners rounded by using too much wide-angle (something EA's are normally loathed to do) but how do you get the shaded rounded corners? some sort of "over wide angled" flash?

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How do you get that effect - I know you can get the corners rounded by using too much wide-angle (something EA's are normally loathed to do) but how do you get the shaded rounded corners? some sort of "over wide angled" flash?

I think it's just an arch.

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This one isn't as bad as many others, until you realise that it's the kitchen of a house that's apparently worth over half a million quid! I wonder if that includes the Tesco bag, the old slippers under the chair, and the bargain basement cooker and hob? I know it's not strictly the photographer's fault on this one, but come on surely they could have made it look better than this?

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http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-32663342.html

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