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Did You Get An Unexpected Valentines?

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that's nice, what did it say?

It just said "Happy Valentines" with a smiley face.

I wouldn't want or expect a card, they are a total rip-off and we're both skint.

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It just said "Happy Valentines" with a smiley face.

I wouldn't want or expect a card, they are a total rip-off and we're both skint.

Oh you knew who it was from :ph34r:

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Oh you knew who it was from :ph34r:

Yea from my girlf... I got loads of cards too, it's just that the thieving gits at the sorting office have had them all away. ;)

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Hang on Harry, I didn't think you were skint.

I just thought you'd chosen to stay away from the rate race now, there is a difference. :unsure:

Well, yes, and I also think greetings cards are a total rip-off, my own kids are banned from buying me birthday cards. ;)

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It just said "Happy Valentines" with a smiley face.

I wouldn't want or expect a card, they are a total rip-off and we're both skint.

i thought that was our little secret, sweety puff.

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Apparently, in Spain, I found out today, they don't do cards of any sort, birthdays, valentines, Christmass etc.

No wonder unemployment is 20%!

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Nope. Although I did get a promise of a pic from a bird I have been texting. Gonna send me a pic of her sucking her vibrator. Being perfectly honest I would prefer that to a card any day.

I am a sexual beast though. :D

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Apparently, in Spain, I found out today, they don't do cards of any sort, birthdays, valentines, Christmass etc.

No wonder unemployment is 20%!

Most cards are made in China now :lol:

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Does getting one from your wife count?

I took the operative word to be "unexpected".

So, if you thought she was under the patio, that would count.

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I got sent a ball-gag like Peter Griffin is wearing in my avatar! I kid you not.

:blink:

Edit:

Just looked - Peter isn't wearing one.

:blink::blink:

Sounds like you were projecting your deepest desires onto a plastic toy.

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... and yet they say the age of romance is dead

:lol:

A Japanese friend of mine sent me porn! Awwwww.

Yaaass !! Thats what we want to see !!

Jane Austen, eat your heart out.

Even back then all the literature was full of talk of birds being 'ravished' and all the rest of it. :D

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