OnionTerror Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Come on, I'm nosy...someone must have... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Monk Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I got one by text message. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patfig Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I got one by text message. that's nice, what did it say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Monk Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 that's nice, what did it say? It just said "Happy Valentines" with a smiley face. I wouldn't want or expect a card, they are a total rip-off and we're both skint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patfig Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 It just said "Happy Valentines" with a smiley face. I wouldn't want or expect a card, they are a total rip-off and we're both skint. Oh you knew who it was from Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Monk Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Oh you knew who it was from Yea from my girlf... I got loads of cards too, it's just that the thieving gits at the sorting office have had them all away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Monk Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Hang on Harry, I didn't think you were skint. I just thought you'd chosen to stay away from the rate race now, there is a difference. Well, yes, and I also think greetings cards are a total rip-off, my own kids are banned from buying me birthday cards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloo Loo Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 It just said "Happy Valentines" with a smiley face. I wouldn't want or expect a card, they are a total rip-off and we're both skint. i thought that was our little secret, sweety puff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
200p Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Apparently, in Spain, I found out today, they don't do cards of any sort, birthdays, valentines, Christmass etc. No wonder unemployment is 20%! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blobloblob Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I got a few! (Between 25 and 30 years ago). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sledgehead Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Yep. Smeared on the wall. I nearly went all soft and removed the manacles, but I'm figuring it's just a ploy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccc Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Nope. Although I did get a promise of a pic from a bird I have been texting. Gonna send me a pic of her sucking her vibrator. Being perfectly honest I would prefer that to a card any day. I am a sexual beast though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sledgehead Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Gonna send me a pic of her sucking her vibrator. ... and yet they say the age of romance is dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger Woods? Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Come on, I'm nosy...someone must have... Does getting one from your wife count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruffneck Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Apparently, in Spain, I found out today, they don't do cards of any sort, birthdays, valentines, Christmass etc. No wonder unemployment is 20%! Most cards are made in China now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Bear Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Come on, I'm nosy...someone must have... I got a very waggly one from a dog. (Sponsored via Dogs Trust). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sledgehead Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Does getting one from your wife count? I took the operative word to be "unexpected". So, if you thought she was under the patio, that would count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chugger Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 A Japanese friend of mine sent me porn! Awwwww. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Tulip Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I got sent a ball-gag like Peter Griffin is wearing in my avatar! I kid you not. Edit: Just looked - Peter isn't wearing one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger Woods? Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 I got sent a ball-gag like Peter Griffin is wearing in my avatar! I kid you not. Edit: Just looked - Peter isn't wearing one. Sounds like you were projecting your deepest desires onto a plastic toy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ologhai Jones Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Nope. Although I did get a promise of a pic from a bird I have been texting. Gonna send me a pic of her sucking her vibrator. Jane Austen, eat your heart out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Tulip Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Jane Austen, eat your heart out. PMSL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccc Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 ... and yet they say the age of romance is dead A Japanese friend of mine sent me porn! Awwwww. Yaaass !! Thats what we want to see !! Jane Austen, eat your heart out. Even back then all the literature was full of talk of birds being 'ravished' and all the rest of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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