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Diddy Sued For $1 Trillion


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Diddy is being sued for $1 trillion.

Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks has filed a lawsuit against the hip-hop superstar accusing him of being behind the 2001 September 11 terrorist attacks in New York and stealing a poker chip from her that was worth "100 zillions of dollars".

The woman also claims she and Diddy - real name Sean Combs - once dated and the 41-year-old star is the father of her 23-year-old son so wants $900 billion in child support while "loss of income" makes up the other $100 billion.

According to the Hollywood Reporter, Valerie accuses Diddy of sexually assaulting her children and breaking one of her child's legs.

While a Los Angeles judge denied her request for a restraining order against Diddy, he did set a hearing for Monday (31.01.11).

Hilarious stuff, I think if I was a judge I'd want this to continue just to entertain me.

$900bn in child support, clearly she's expecting hyperinflation and wants to be ahead of the curve.

It certainly made me smile.

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I'm really out of touch. My first thought on reading the thread title was who on earth would expect David "Diddy" Hamilton to have a trillion dollars?

Unless he's been really, really careful with his money.

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