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Increased Sexualisation Of Property Programmes

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"No Krusty! That's not what the twigs are for!!!!"

would that be a merkin?...or thrush remover?

nothing worse than a thrush on your balcony.

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If a paedophile is someone sexually predisposed towards children, what's that name for someone sexually predisposed towards property?

Perhaps Fergus Wilson knows. He used to teach kids maths, y'know.

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Nah they'll just be more and more overt.

Like toy companies which want to say, "If your parents don't buy this for you then they don't love you."

Heh it's a bit like CHina where it is strongly implied that women won't have sex with you unless you have a car and a house..... which is actually turning out to be true! :wacko:

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If a paedophile is someone sexually predisposed towards children, what's that name for someone sexually predisposed towards property?

Perhaps Fergus Wilson knows. He used to teach kids maths, y'know.

Homeophiles?

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Excellent wordplay!

Now I know why krusty cant sell flats.

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Worse, for me, is the Nigela Sex and cooking show.

The way she grins, lasciviously, at the camera whilst licking spoons which she has used to mix chocolate topping is frankly disgusting!

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  • 311 Brexit, House prices and Summer 2020

    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


      • down 5% +
      • down 2.5%
      • Even
      • up 2.5%
      • up 5%



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